Britney’s Doppleganger
Jun 1st
She’s Got Legs, And She DEFINITELY Knows How To Use...
Jun 1st
The Wedding Dress!
Jun 1st
TomKat Dine With The Cops
May 31st
Holy Angelina, What A Hot Cover!
May 31st
Jamie Lynn Prepares To Wash Poopie Baby Clothes
May 31st
She’s Got Legs, And She DEFINITELY Knows How To Use...
May 31st
Is Ashley … Boring???
May 31st
Jamie Lynn Prepares To Wish Poopie Baby Clothes
May 31st
Why Hide, Jen?
May 31st
Maxi-mum Exposure!
May 31st
Good Girls 4 Life!
May 31st
X17’s MTV MOVIE AWARDS CONTEST - WE HAVE A WINNER!
May 30th
You Had Us at "Smegma Sandwich"
May 30th
Eva’s Look: Long Locks And A Long Frock
May 30th
That's Right Up There With "Neato" and Giving...
May 30th
Idolmania Runs Wild On The Charts!
May 30th
Janitorial Contracts Have More Escape Hatches...
May 30th
Mistake? What Were You Trying to Do?
May 30th
God: This Guy's Handwriting Is Terrible
May 30th
Stop Answering Me With Your Mouth Full!
May 30th
You Are All Coming to My Beat Poetry Jam,...
May 30th
It's Not My Fault It Has Four Glass Walls
May 30th
They Seem to Think They Come from Different...
May 30th
Britney Update! - Her Lawyer Says Spears “Not Yet...
May 30th
The Hair-raising News About Clay Aiken … The Mystery...
May 30th
I Cut My Lip on the Dismount, Though
May 29th
Preferably Not in a Body Bag
May 29th
Tom Cruise, Will Smith And Charlize Theron Add Extra...
May 29th
Because Your Nipples Are Turning Blue
May 29th
So I Date a Lot of Seniors
May 29th
BREAKING BRANGELINA NEWS! Is Angelina On Bed Rest? And Is...
May 29th
Look, a String of Colored Paper!
May 29th
Do You Really Want Me Hanging Around 'Til I...
May 29th
It Takes Chicken to Make a Tender Moment
May 29th
Kevin Treats The Boys To Disneyland
May 29th
The Company Should've Trained Him
May 29th
People With No Short-Term Memory Shouldn't...
May 29th
Mom And Pop Make It Official - Pete And Ash FINALLY Admit...
May 29th
X17’s MTV MOVIE AWARDS CONTEST Guess The Nominees And...
May 28th
Fair Warning, People
May 28th
Definitely Do It
May 28th
George & Sarah Break Up!
May 28th
...Dad
May 28th
Translation: You'll Just Get Used to the Pain
May 28th
Sharon Stone Says China Earthquake Due To “Bad...
May 28th
Not AGAIN!
May 28th
Best to Forget About Milwaukee Entirely
May 28th
Kate Hudson Flies Solo
May 28th
Tony Romo Doesn’t Want Joe Simpson All Up In His...
May 28th
She Appeared to Me in a Vision and Said "Try...
May 28th
No Lady Should Examine Bacteria Unescorted
May 28th
And the Grand Jury Refused to Indict Me
May 28th
You'll See a Darkening of Hue, Is My Point
May 28th
Malibu Is The Place To Be
May 28th
May Be a Downside I Don't See, Though
May 27th
Why Are You Giggling, Sir?
May 27th
Wait, Where Are You All Going?
May 27th
That's Parliament for You
May 27th
Thighs Wide Shut
May 27th
The Afternoon Seems Endless When You Drink at...
May 27th
One Of Them Already Told Me to Stop Slouching
May 27th
He Was a Scumbag's Scumbag
May 27th
Video Rewind
May 27th
You Silly Kids!
May 27th
But Why Is There Food Cooking Inside?
May 27th
Hollow Man & Wife
May 27th
Cannes Fashion: The Good, The Bad And The Ugly
May 27th
The Riddle Of the Sphincter Redux
May 26th
She’s Electric!
May 26th
You Call This a Gay Bar?
May 26th
He's on His Cigarette Break
May 26th
Doesn't Seem to Matter Whose
May 26th
What Do You Mean It Bit You?
May 26th
Has Madge Had Enough of Her Guy?
May 26th
Does a Strip-o-Gram Qualify?
May 26th
Benicio Wins Cannes!
May 26th
My Workouts Are Like Meetings Where Nothing...
May 26th
Paper Invented People to Carry It from Place...
May 26th
Pink With Mr. Pink
May 26th
Xtina Looks Happy, Huh?
May 26th
You Know What -- I'll Just Take a Water
May 26th
Gwen And Gavin Grab A Garcon!
May 26th
Hot, Sweaty, Sexy - Sophia!
May 25th
Britney Bows To The Bally Gods
May 25th
Jessica And Jared???!!!
May 25th
What A Fergin’ Party! - Now With VIDEO!
May 25th
What A Fergin’ Party!
May 24th
Britney Parties With Christian!
May 24th
Alicia Keys Is Gold
May 24th
And Once You're There, You're Not Here at All
May 23rd
Is Posh Ugly? Not Necessarily…
May 23rd
That Was Less Fun Than I'd Hoped
May 23rd
Miley Cyrus Is Taking Over The World
May 23rd
The Snack With the Receptacle Tip
May 23rd
I Believe the Correct Answer Is "World...
May 23rd
Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Moves To Miami!
May 23rd
That's England's Married Name
May 23rd
The Court Limited Mom to an Inflatable Car
May 23rd
Crown Bar Is The New Villa!
May 23rd
You Don't Have Enough Digits There, Larry
May 23rd
Lauren Fixes Her Face
May 23rd
The Richard Simmons Video That Never Made It...
May 23rd
Where's My Thesaurus?
May 23rd
Talk About A Guest List!
May 23rd
In Case You Missed It …
May 22nd
Now Move, Move, Move!
May 22nd
Someone's Been Watching Too Much House
May 22nd
Dude, You're on Speakerphone
May 22nd
How Was Your Staff Meeting?
May 22nd
Finally I'll Have Something for My Kids to...
May 22nd
Little Harlow’s First Visit To The Park!
May 22nd
X17 XCLUSIVE: Madonna And Guy’s Romantic Night...
May 22nd
Time to Consult the Oracle?
May 22nd
I'm a Great Distraction at Funerals
May 22nd
Should I Start Referring to Yeast Infections...
May 22nd
I Thought That Chick Seemed a Little Young
May 22nd
David COOK Wins Idol!
May 22nd
Britney Cameron Goes Bald!
May 22nd
David’s Gonna Win!
May 22nd
Isn't That a Stapler in Your Pocket?
May 21st
I Haven't Heard the End of It Since I...
May 21st
Christina: E-Cup!
May 21st
Why Your Personal Life Should Remain a...
May 21st
But, As Interns Go, She's Pretty Good
May 21st
But You Might Want to Stop Nailing Each Other
May 21st
I'm Working My Way Up to Eating Grease Out of...
May 21st
Joe Had to Live with the Knowledge That He...
May 21st
Arlo's Cursed to Wander the World Alone 'til...
May 21st
Pop Quiz: Which of These Statements Is True...
May 21st
Mel B Is a Cheetah Girl?
May 21st
Dancing With The Stars Finalists, Pros & Stars Reunite @...
May 21st
Their Speech Is Mostly Clicks and Grunts
May 20th
All Their Office Furniture Was Donated By...
May 20th
It's Like He Wants to Discourage Our Advances
May 20th
Turns Out She's Prone to Rear Collisions
May 20th
But Your Willingness to Kiss Up Is Much...
May 20th
Good Thing They Can't Hear Us!
May 20th
I'm Pretty Sure Death Snatched It
May 20th
Celine Is Happy To Be Back To Civilization!
May 20th
Make 'em Fight for Injustice, He Says
May 20th
Either Way, I Want a Piece
May 20th
Baby Bumps On The Rise!
May 20th
Chinese Government: "Who Told You They...
May 19th
To Prove It, I'm Introducing a Series of...
May 19th
Actually, No. But I've Always Wanted to Shout...
May 19th
My What, Now?
May 19th
Mariah And Nick Planning A Second Wedding in NYC!
May 19th
But She's Much Better One-on-One
May 19th
Dude, That's My Desk
May 19th
TomKat’s Wardrobe Malfunctions
May 19th
Two Tickets To Paradise! Are Brit And Jason Hooking Up?
May 19th
Tear-Drinking Demons Are Surprisingly...
May 19th
Gisele, Normal New York Girl
May 19th
The Hiltons Support A Good Cause
May 19th
You Can Always Tell Who Hasn't Surfed the Web...
May 19th
Pink. Malibu. Again.
May 19th
It Was An Itsy Bitsey, Teeny Weeny, Multicolored Pucci...
May 19th
Whose Lap Will I Sit in Next Time I Need a...
May 19th
Pink Takes A Load Off
May 18th
You Know You Love Her
May 18th
X17Video Round-Up!
May 18th
Has Britney Found A Boyfriend???
May 18th
A Nice Day For A White Black Wedding?!
May 18th
Tom and Katie, Dedicated Parents
May 17th
Pink Paddles
May 17th
Vicki’s Back!
May 17th
Britney The Beach Babe, Part 2
May 17th
Today’s The Day!
May 17th
Rondsay - Then And Now
May 17th
BRIT IN COSTA RICA!
May 17th
An Apple A Day…
May 17th
Will Smith’s Six Degrees Of Education
May 17th
X17 XCLUSIVE - Are Jess And Tony Back ON?
May 17th
Pink’s Split Personality
May 16th
We Have A Winner!!
May 16th
Pink Goes Paddlin’
May 15th
Baby On Board
May 15th
I Blame Brandon
May 15th
And the Industry Award for Lowest Absenteeism...
May 15th
When Life Gives You Lemmings...
May 15th
The Stars Are Loco For Coco de Ville!
May 14th
It Never Is, of Course
May 14th
Madonna Builds School in Malawi
May 14th
Seems Like It Might Take a While to Get to...
May 14th
Dude, We're Not a Religion
May 14th
noroM gnikcuF uoY
May 14th
Go Walk 26 Miles and Come Talk to Me
May 14th
Frankly, I Think You Need a Break from Those...
May 14th
Tom And Katie Visit Son Connor On Movie
May 14th
Enjoy Staring at Our "Closed" Sign, Ma'am
May 14th
Where’s Whitney Been?
May 14th
The DiCaprio Code Could Hardly Have Been...
May 14th
X17 XCLUSIVE - Steve-O Cleans Up, Speaks to X17!
May 14th
Three's Normal, Right?
May 14th
2027: JetBlue Loses Brian's Body
May 13th
Prepare for Your Troll Years, Sally
May 13th
Curly Always Has to Go Up the Ladder
May 13th
The Alliance Of Two Great Producers
May 13th
I'm Also Sorry for My Current Involuntary...
May 13th
Yours Is Like a Freaking Jack-in-the-Box,...
May 13th
I Got Uncomfortable and Aborted the...
May 13th
The Suicide Hotline Tries to Keep Callers...
May 13th
Tom For Obama!
May 13th
Aesop's Later Work Fell a Bit Short
May 13th
Stupid Question, Stupider Answer
May 13th
X17 Video Roundup
May 13th
And I Am Now Full
May 12th
Now, If You'd Just Be Kind Enough to Turn...
May 12th
That's a Mannequin, Sir
May 12th
Two of Them Were Definitely Envy and Greed
May 12th
How's This One?
May 12th
I Hate To Keep Talking About It, But …
May 12th
I Felt Like That Dragon in The Neverending...
May 12th
Or You Get Cast in a Tide Commercial
May 12th
Britney Bonds With Mom On Mother’s Day
May 12th
We Imagine the Pimply Clerk from The Simpsons...
May 12th
So There's Gay, Married --and Now Possibly...
May 12th
In Case You Missed It …
May 11th
What’s Up With Britney’s Belly??!!??
May 11th
Pink Looks Like A Girl!
May 11th
Paris Is Back To Barbie!
May 11th
Brigitte Nielsen Gives Advice To Lindsay Lohan
May 10th
Tea Kyds Around
May 10th
Brit’s Boy Buffs Up For Mommy’s Day
May 10th
And The Award For Cutest New Parents Goes To …
May 10th
Win A Celebrity Swag Bag From X17 And Silver Spoon!
May 10th
Lindsay’s Looking Leggy In Her Leggings
May 10th
Guess Whose Shoes
May 9th
Battle Of The Cuties
May 9th
That Would Do It, All Right
May 9th
We Call It the Snowmobile
May 9th
Just When You Were Starting to Miss...
May 9th
Lohan Agrees To $75,000 For Manson Film And Then Gets...
May 9th
Due to a Dramatic Rise in Panty-Bunching
May 9th
Or the Fact That Someone's Listening to Us...
May 9th
You're Working a Government Job Now
May 9th
...the Color of Pressed Ham
May 9th
Britney Sees Two Men In One Night!
May 9th
Remember When We Accidentally Took Out the...
May 9th
You Celebrate Your Way, I'll Celebrate Mine
May 9th
Guess Who Went Balls Out
May 8th
Outsource This!
May 8th
Is It Creepier to Know That Mr. Rogers'...
May 8th
I Still Say That Stripper Needs a Better...
May 8th
Bye Bye, Dubai!
May 8th
Hey, Who Doesn't Have Stuff in the Freezer...
May 8th
Or Would It Be Better to Say "Happy Newjob"?
May 8th
Fergie Gets Clumsy!
May 8th
A Day Without Double Entendre Is a Day...
May 8th
Jason’s OFF!
May 8th
X17 XCLUSIVE: Mary-Kate Gets Pissed!
May 8th
I Stand Ready to Be Proven Wrong on This
May 8th
Oh No, My PayPal Account Is Empty! How Will I...
May 8th
Cigarette, Anyone?
May 8th
Lauren’s Gonna Be PISSED!
May 7th
Could You Slowly Narrate the Act Of Pulling...
May 7th
Some Ancient Chinese Proverbs Translate...
May 7th
Tonight's Movie: Yes, Virginia, There Really...
May 7th
We Really Hired You for More of a Sashay
May 7th
I Also Play the Fallopian Tuba
May 7th
A World Which Exists Parallel to This One
May 7th
Watch Me Erase My Sins
May 7th
Or "Feline Life Coach," As She Prefers to Be...
May 7th
Or the Fact That It's Leaking
May 7th
“Superheroes” or Superbad?
May 7th
Ruffles Vs. Pleats
May 6th
MTV Movie Awards To Be Superbad This Year!
May 6th
They're Making Amazing Strides in Hangnail...
May 6th
If There Are Complications, You Get a Set of...
May 6th
Hollywood’s Hottest Stars Shine In New York
May 6th
X17 XCLUSIVE: New Pix Of Brit’s Kids - Will She Regain...
May 6th
X17 XCLUSIVE - We Hear Brit Will Get MORE Visitation!
May 6th
Yipes! -- I Meant "Chew Each Other's Asses"
May 6th
X17 XCLUSIVE: Pete and Ashlee’s Parisian Getaway!
May 6th
Sometimes I Feel Like the Boss Has Finally...
May 6th
FROM X17 NEWS: BRITNEY SWORN IN TO GIVE TESTIMONY IN CUSTODY...
May 6th
Or Do I Have to Call Mark and Ask Him...
May 6th
Have You Had a Stroke?
May 6th
O-M-G!!!!
May 6th
Once This Transcript Came to Light, a Jury...
May 6th
Were You Like, Coxswain on the Gay Men's Crew...
May 6th
He May Be on to Us
May 6th
Pedophiles Are Into Shoes, Right?
May 5th
Wish I Was a Sociopath and Didn't Care
May 5th
So Does the Guy Eat the Green Eggs and Ham or...
May 5th
Since the Floor Is Slanted
May 5th
As Soon As I Get That Operation
May 5th
Will He Dance Tonight???
May 5th
Your Gold Metal Bikini Just Brings That Out...
May 5th
I'm About 50% Certain
May 5th
The Dating Pool Might Be Deeper Than I...
May 5th
Jen Heats Up In Miami (Without John)
May 5th
I'm Sure You'll Be a Fine President
May 5th
Brangelina Brave The Beach
May 5th
It’s SEAN, Not JAYDEN!
May 5th
Posh To Rock Rock & Republic With A Lawsuit
May 4th
Kate, The Provocateur
May 4th
Puff Diddy Conquers Hollywood
May 4th
X17 XCLUSIVE - JAMIE LYNN’S BABY SHOWER!
May 4th