A Lesson A Day Tumblelog

X17 XCLUSIVE - BRITNEY’S LEGAL, Y’ALL! (via X17...

Oct 2nd

X17 XCLUSIVE - BRITNEY’S LEGAL, Y’ALL! - NOW...

Oct 2nd

When Marcia Met Melanie… (via X17 Online)

Oct 1st

Demi Looks Flawless (via X17 Online)

Oct 1st

X17 XCLUSIVE - Britney Just Moments Before Handing Over The...

Oct 1st

Borat & His Lady (No, Not Pamela Anderson… Isla...

Oct 1st

The Scene Outside The Courthouse (via X17 Online)

Oct 1st

X17 XCLUSIVE - BRITNEY HANDS OVER THE KIDS (via X17 Online)

Oct 1st

I Could Be a Politician

Worker bee: As a child — as an infant — I was a projectile vomiter. Laying on my back, I...

Oct 1st

... Now It's Just Bubbling a Little....

Coworker: Hey, how was your weekend? Intern: Great! It’s stopped itching and— [Coworker...

Oct 1st

The State of Britney’s License (via X17 Online)

Oct 1st

I Know I Was Just Selling Her a Lamp,...

Telemarketing guy in retirement plan department, slamming down phone: She’s in 401(K) heat!...

Oct 1st

Urge to Know Fading... Fading...

Library patron: Can you help me? I don’t remember how to turn the computers on. Employee:...

Oct 1st

X17 XCLUSIVE - The Real Story Behind Keith’s Crash...

Oct 1st

Lindsay To Leave Rehab… For Five Days! (via X17...

Oct 1st

It's Really More about Whether You Bring...

Supervisor: Why do you want to do this? Mid-level worker: Because no one else is, and it needs to be...

Oct 1st

Maybe He Is A Hot Good Dad After All? (via X17 Online)

Oct 1st

BREAKING NEWS - Kevin’s Lawyer Going Back to Court!...

Oct 1st

Baby’s First Sunday Service (via X17 Online)

Oct 1st

John and His Naughty Little Minka (via X17 Online)

Oct 1st

Don't Put Me on the Spot

Woman: Hey! How are you? Small, loud man: Do you really want to know, or should I just smile and...

Oct 1st

He Would've Just Used Them for Sex......

Bimbette employee: I mean, like, if you gave Thomas Jefferson the Internet, he totally...

Oct 1st

X17 XCLUSIVE - Brit Runs Out Of Gas… AGAIN! (via X17...

Oct 1st

OMG! How Cute!!! (via X17 Online)

Oct 1st

Isn’t She a Little Overdressed??? (via X17 Online)

Oct 1st

It Actually Was Adam and Steve in the...

Peon #1: No, that’s not what she had. This is the woman with the original penis. Peon #2,...

Oct 1st

A Concept As Realistic As Pixie Dust

Sales guy to another: Hey, have you ever tried that green fairy stuff? You know, abstinence?...

Oct 1st

Presenting Mr. and Mrs. Pamela Anderson! (via X17 Online)

Oct 1st

Who’s Your Vote for Hollywood High’s Cutest...

Sep 30th

Where Does She Find The Energy (Drink)? (via X17 Online)

Sep 30th

Are They Next? (via X17 Online)

Sep 30th

Rachel Blows (via X17 Online)

Sep 30th

Another One Bites The Dust (via X17 Online)

Sep 30th

The “Sultan of Sleaze” Found Dead (via X17...

Sep 30th

Happy Together (via X17 Online)

Sep 30th

Jake Comes Out In Hollywood (via X17 Online)

Sep 30th

Nicole Richie: Still Pregnant, Still Cute! (via X17 Online)

Sep 30th

X17 Is Fighting Back! - Brit’s #1 On iTunes -...

Sep 30th

This Was The Day The Rumors Started … (via X17 Online)

Sep 30th

X17 XCLUSIVE - Cheers! Pammy and Rick Tie The Knot! (via X17...

Sep 30th

Bridget’s Got A Bangin’ Bod, Too! (via X17...

Sep 29th

When We Asked Him To Wear Clothes, We Didn’t Think...

Sep 29th

Isn’t She Cute! (via X17 Online)

Sep 29th

Robbie’s Doggie (via X17 Online)

Sep 29th

Peet’s Bambino (via X17 Online)

Sep 29th

Britney’s Bangin’ Bod! (via X17 Online)

Sep 29th

Jaime Feeds Some Cravings (via X17 Online)

Sep 29th

He’s Just Not That Into You? (via X17 Online)

Sep 29th

Celebrity Street Style - Pistol Whipped! (via X17 Online)

Sep 28th

Bridget Out to Lunch (via X17 Online)

Sep 28th

Guess Who Needs A Nap? (via X17 Online)

Sep 28th

OMG, Sam, Pull It Together (via X17 Online)

Sep 28th

Would Jessica Just Eat a Sandwich Already? Oh, Nevermind....

Sep 28th

X17 XCLUSIVE - Presenting Miss Oscar Gay Lil Boya! (via X17...

Sep 28th

This Is So Not A Good Sign! (via X17 Online)

Sep 28th

Celebrity Street Style - Nicole’s Pregnancy Chic (via...

Sep 28th

Hope He’s Not Cancelling Any More Shows! (via X17...

Sep 28th

Britney Addicted (to Cosmetics)! (via X17 Online)

Sep 28th

You Know I’m Cool (via X17 Online)

Sep 28th

Bosworth and Her Blunt (via X17 Online)

Sep 28th

A Day In The Life Of A Typical Rehabber (via X17 Online)

Sep 28th

Just Put Your Butt Down and Use Your...

Black employee #1: I been assin’ for a raise and assin’ for a raise, but I ain’t...

Sep 28th

Victoria Rushes to David’s Side (via X17 Online)

Sep 28th

Conrad: Chanel Chic (via X17 Online)

Sep 28th

And Sing Polly Wolly Doodle All the Day

Boss: I need to leave work before I get too drunk! 1819 Peachtree Road Atlanta, Georgia Alsome...

Sep 28th

But I Guess It's Not Like Anyone's...

Child welfare worker on cell: I won’t be over at my client’s place long. I just need to...

Sep 28th

You're on Your Own, Pal

Visitor making fresh coffee in break room: Does this office make coffee with one packet or two?...

Sep 28th

Britney’s New CD! (via X17 Online)

Sep 27th

Where’s Your Spy Nanny, Denise? (via X17 Online)

Sep 27th

Guess Who Likes Ice Cream? (via X17 Online)

Sep 27th

Conrad In Crisis! (via X17 Online)

Sep 27th

Perhaps the World's Fattest

CSR: I always put ‘25’ when it’s supposed to be ‘52.’ I must be...

Sep 27th

Beautiful In Black? Check! (via X17 Online)

Sep 27th

Samantha: Lindsay’s Doing “Great” (via X17...

Sep 27th

Wow, Jessica Actually Looks Like She’s Having Fun (via...

Sep 27th

Or So They Say on the North Shore

Programmer #1: Can you kill the parent without killing the child nodes? Programmer #2: I don’t...

Sep 27th

Not Your Grandmother's CPR

Medical dispatcher giving CPR instructions: Now straddle his lips with your hips… San Jose,...

Sep 27th

There's a Lot to Fear at Blair Witch...

Office chick #1: I’m scared of the men’s room. I think it’s the urinal…...

Sep 27th

Can She Fill Wonder Woman’s Red Patent Leather Go-Go...

Sep 27th

Celebrity Street Style - Buffy vs. The Dark Angel (via X17...

Sep 27th

Nude and Nuder? (via X17 Online)

Sep 27th

Single Mom Turns to God? (via X17 Online)

Sep 27th

Heidi = Hotness? (via X17 Online)

Sep 27th

Can I at Least Steal Office Supplies?

Interviewer: Are you comfortable with the salary for this position? Interviewee: Well, not really,...

Sep 27th

Pam Looks “Tired” (via X17 Online)

Sep 27th

Just Buy One That Says "I Kill Thieves"

Disgruntled worker: It would be easier if people just walked around with shirts that said, ‘I...

Sep 27th

X17 XCLUSIVE - Drew Has a Mac Attack! (via X17 Online)

Sep 27th

Lindsay Zones Out (via X17 Online)

Sep 27th

Guess Who Never Has to Go Shopping Again

Coworker: So then he came home with all these bags of groceries, all proud, and after he got them...

Sep 27th

Don’t They Look Happy Together?!? (via X17 Online)

Sep 27th

Britney Turns The Tables (via X17 Online)

Sep 27th

Um, You Must Be Very Popular

Receptionist: Well, I wouldn’t know. I don’t go into the men’s room. Cintas lady:...

Sep 27th

But This Is a Four-Person Office!

Boss: Don’t do that. Make Suzanne* do that. Assistant: Why? Boss: Because Suzanne is a cunt...

Sep 27th

Blue-Eyed Britney (via X17 Online)

Sep 26th

X17 XCLUSIVE - Lindsay Bares All (via X17 Online)

Sep 26th

But Let's Send the Troops in Anyway

Office monkey #1: I’m sure it’ll be fine. Office monkey #2: But what if it isn’t?...

Sep 26th

Marcia In The Park Wearing A Hat (via X17 Online)

Sep 26th

Kiefer: The Day After (via X17 Online)

Sep 26th

Dina: Lindsay Is NOT Leaving Rehab! (via X17 Online)

Sep 26th

... And for Once It Won't Be One of Us

Attorney: Maybe we’ll get lucky and there’ll be a murder. County courthouse Norristown,...

Sep 26th

Pump It, Don’t Push It! (via X17 Online)

Sep 26th

Does Oscar Have a Penchant For Panties? (via X17 Online)

Sep 26th

Or Be in Charge of Re-Filling the Milk...

Female coworker: Do you think you can have your nipples removed? I mean, I would never do it, but...

Sep 26th

Does Pink’s Carey Have a Black Hart? (via X17 Online)

Sep 26th

So We Can Afford to Tell the Truth

Boss: The nice thing is, we’re no longer people who care! 202 West 1st Street Los Angeles,...

Sep 26th

Heidi “Hated” Her Body And Confirms Cosmetic...

Sep 26th

She Needs Some Nicorette Gum (via X17 Online)

Sep 26th

I May Have Failed to Grasp Your Point

Office grunt: Well, you know what they say — when the lion king roars, the cows go running....

Sep 26th

Is Mario The Next Matthew McConaughey? (via X17 Online)

Sep 26th

My Money's Still on the Chimpanzee

IT guy: Who do you think would win in a fight, Daffy or Donald Duck? Sales manager: Hmmm… IT...

Sep 26th

Things Are Getting Reeaaally Ugly (via X17 Online)

Sep 26th

Who Pooted? (via X17 Online)

Sep 26th

Explains a Lot

Worker bee: No, he was there. My sister and I came home from school and found her on the floor...

Sep 26th

High School Couple (via X17 Online)

Sep 26th

Who Wants to See Mario on Oscar? (via X17 Online)

Sep 26th

Reader Poll: Is She?

Female cube dweller #1: I just got a massage for the first time. Female cube dweller #2: How was it?...

Sep 26th

It Hasn't Updated Its Blog in a While

Copywriter: Have you seen Terri*? I have to ask her about her G-spot. Sex toy company Las Vegas,...

Sep 26th

Celebrity Street Style: Self-Obsessed (via X17 Online)

Sep 26th

Kirsten Dunst: Great Legs, Ugly Outfit (via X17 Online)

Sep 26th

The Two C’s (via X17 Online)

Sep 26th

I’m So Into This Movie! (via X17 Online)

Sep 25th

Hard-Workin’ Mama! (via X17 Online)

Sep 25th

That's the Last Time I Try Barium As a...

Librarian: Your card is locked because there appears to be ketchup or chocolate milk all over this...

Sep 25th

Brooke Lagoon (via X17 Online)

Sep 25th

Guess Who Flipped Us The Bird? (via X17 Online)

Sep 25th

Perfect In Pink (via X17 Online)

Sep 25th

Brit In New Fender Bender? (via X17 Online)

Sep 25th

Now Get Me Some Sandy Taupe Coffee

New hire looking at spreadsheet: So, the blue fields are— Supervisor, interrupting:...

Sep 25th

X17 XCLUSIVE - Christina Aguilera: Working Mom (via X17...

Sep 25th

X17 XCLUSIVE: David Beckham… At Hyde??! (via X17...

Sep 25th

Remember How We Said If You Asked That...

Sales rep on phone: Um, I don’t know, let me check… [Mutes phone and yells to coworkers]...

Sep 25th

But God, I Miss Sales!

Employee #1: It only stays smooth like a baby’s bottom for about 12 hours. Employee #2:...

Sep 25th

Lindsay Out In The Cold (via X17 Online)

Sep 25th

Just Friends? Yeah, Right! (via X17 Online)

Sep 25th

Another Girl Steps Forward In Oscar de la Hoya Scandal (via...

Sep 25th

K-Fed Skips Out On Larry King! (via X17 Online)

Sep 25th

Kate’s Looking Great! (via X17 Online)

Sep 25th

They'd Rather Be Called "Interns"

Wailing lady peon: Nooo! I have three boobs! 187 Thomas Street Sydney Australia Overheard by:...

Sep 25th

As I Explained in My Eulogy

Office girl: He was murdered outside that bar. Office guy: Oh my god! I remember that. It was on the...

Sep 25th

Heath: SWM Seeks SWF (via X17 Online)

Sep 25th

Vanessa: Fully Clothed (via X17 Online)

Sep 25th

Kiefer Arrested For DUI! (via X17 Online)

Sep 25th

Brit’s Pit-Stop (via X17 Online)

Sep 25th

Not Physically Possible? Someone's Never...

Office girl #1: Is it raining out? Office girl #2: No way, it’s sunny! Unless it a sun shower....

Sep 25th

Celebrity Street Syle: Valentino In The Red! (via X17...

Sep 25th

Letters To Britney - Part II (via X17 Online)

Sep 25th

How America Keeps Its Suits in Line

Receptionist: With girls it’s okay to imagine things and dream. Boys, you do that,...

Sep 25th

Have You Considered Beating Him?

Peon #1, about son: Yeah, so he’s just at that age where he’s throwing things around...

Sep 25th

Naomi’s Isla’s Ready To Pop! (via X17 Online)

Sep 25th

Lindsay: (Being) Sober (Is) Fun! (via X17 Online)

Sep 24th

X17 XCLUSIVE - Source Calls Brit Bodyguard Story...

Sep 24th

Fourteen-Year-Old Miley Cyrus Is NOT Pregnant! (via X17...

Sep 24th

Posh Leaves La La Land (via X17 Online)

Sep 24th

Sober Scootin’ (via X17 Online)

Sep 24th

Inn The Fugs (via X17 Online)

Sep 24th

I Don't Get It

Employee #1: I’m going to this funny movie tomorrow. Employee #2: Which one? Employee #1: I...

Sep 24th

People Say Things at Work They'd Never...

Office girl on phone: Am I coming into you or are you coming into me? Melbourne, Florida Overheard...

Sep 24th

Brentwood Boy Scout (via X17 Online)

Sep 24th

Dear, Britney: Letter From Your Fans! (via X17 Online)

Sep 24th

X17 XCLUSIVE - It’s Britney, B*tches! (via X17 Online)

Sep 24th

Men Seem to Prescribe That for...

Male employee: Do you know what you really need right now? Female employee: I need coffee. Male...

Sep 24th

Carrie’s Back - In a Big Way! (via X17 Online)

Sep 24th

Katherine Doctors Her Look (via X17 Online)

Sep 24th

Let's Just Say the Experience Is Better...

Female editor: I’ve never been to Hooters, and I probably never will. Male reporter: The...

Sep 24th

Brad Pitt Update - Still Working, Still Hot (via X17 Online)

Sep 24th

I'm Tired of Dating Doughboys

Jersey office girl: Hey, my little dumpling! Russian office girl: Dumpling? Jersey office girl:...

Sep 24th

X17 XCLUSIVE - Guess Who’s Coming to Rehab? (via X17...

Sep 24th

Lindsay Gettin’ Dirty While She Gets Clean? (via X17...

Sep 24th

Fat Tony Speaks! (via X17 Online)

Sep 24th

A Nuclear Holocaust? No.

Editor: Is there any way this can technically be swept under a virtual rug? Two Penn Plaza New York,...

Sep 24th

He's Still Not Welcome at the Picnic

Woman, about her boyfriend: He doesn’t just shit on the bathroom floor of any restaurant. He...

Sep 24th

... Which Peter in Accounting Then Buys...

New intern taking tour of company warehouse: So, you said that we have a lifetime guarantee on all...

Sep 24th

Double Your Simpson Pleasure (via X17 Online)

Sep 24th

A Golden Shower

Suit on phone: Yeah, you better remember how to take a shower. 59 Camelot Drive Ottawa, Ontario...

Sep 24th

Owen Wilson Hits The Beach (via X17 Online)

Sep 24th

Teen Vogue Smackdown Part II !!! (via X17 Online)

Sep 23rd

Justin Bobby, aka Johnny Depp (via X17 Online)

Sep 23rd

Benji And Sophie Endure (via X17 Online)

Sep 23rd

Celebrity Street Style - Britney’s Quick Change (via...

Sep 23rd

She’s Hotter Than Oscar! (via X17 Online)

Sep 23rd

Lindsay Flicks Off Rehab (via X17 Online)

Sep 23rd

Renee Gets Sweaty (via X17 Online)

Sep 23rd

I Like Hilary (via X17 Online)

Sep 23rd

Guess Who, Teen Vogue Edition (via X17 Online)

Sep 23rd

Guess Who? (via X17 Online)

Sep 23rd

Britney Tells All To Attorney! (via X17 Online)

Sep 22nd

X17 XXXCLUSIVE - The Sweetness Doesn’t Stop! (via X17...

Sep 22nd

Teen Vogue Smackdown! (via X17 Online)

Sep 22nd

Nicole Hits The Beach! (via X17 Online)

Sep 22nd

Britney Update - No Rehab! (via X17 Online)

Sep 22nd

X17 XCLUSIVE - HAS BRIT ENTERED REHAB? (via X17 Online)

Sep 22nd

Back Bored In Black (via X17 Online)

Sep 22nd

Salma Has A Baby Girl! (via X17 Online)

Sep 22nd

BREAKING NEWS - George Clooney In Motorcycle Crash! (via X17...

Sep 21st

BREAKING NEWS - Britney Charged With Hit And Run! (via X17...

Sep 21st

The Duffster Not In Vogue (via X17 Online)

Sep 21st

The Third Time’s The Charm? (via X17 Online)

Sep 21st

The Red Menace Never Sleeps

20-ish female associate: Yeah, and you should see her hair! She dyed it red. 20-ish male associate:...

Sep 21st

Klum and Mum Take Kids Shopping (via X17 Online)

Sep 21st

Burt Bacharach: Dammit!

Worker bee: There’s nothing more romantic than porn falling on your head… Palmer Street...

Sep 21st

Tori! Tori! Tori! (and Liam!) (via X17 Online)

Sep 21st

That Goes Double for You, Bob

Manager: Okay, bitches. At this beach party I want y’all to take care of business down South....

Sep 21st

When Lactose Intolerants Dream

Weird coworker: I had a nightmare, too! I was standing in a pool eating taquitos, except they were...

Sep 21st

Lauren and Stephen Back Together??? (via X17 Online)

Sep 21st

The Ruler’s Back (Again)! (via X17 Online)

Sep 21st

All I Said Was "Hi"

Intern: My uterus is dry-heaving. Supervisor: Wow. 242 West 38th Street New York, New York Overheard...

Sep 21st

Hayden Brings Out Her Bitch(es) (via X17 Online)

Sep 21st

Marcia Brady Hot For Eve’s Plumb? (via X17 Online)

Sep 21st

Men Learn a Lot about the Women They...

Lady peon: What? No! You don’t wanna put your boobs on the toilet seat! Akron, Ohio Overheard...

Sep 21st

Jessica Simpson, Working (Out) Actress (via X17 Online)

Sep 21st

Angie’s Got Her Hands Full (via X17 Online)

Sep 21st

Similar to Me

Office weirdo: Most people don’t realize that mermaids actually have sharp teeth —...

Sep 21st

... In the Church Easter Pageant

Cube rat: Yeah, I’m going to be a giant hymen! 685 Rue Cathcart Montreal Canadia Overheard by:...

Sep 21st

Britney Flies (Almost) Solo (via X17 Online)

Sep 21st

Of Course, the Functional Invisibility...

Woman #1: I hate these bloody name tags! Woman #2: I know! The straps are so long! Everyone keeps...

Sep 21st

X17 XCLUSIVE - The REAL Girl Behind The Photos (via X17...

Sep 21st

Celebrity Street Style - Katherine Heigl: Wide-Leg vs....

Sep 20th

Paris Gets Trashy, Provocative (via X17 Online)

Sep 20th

Incognito Isla (via X17 Online)

Sep 20th

Alicia’s PETA Ad Too Carnal For TV (via X17 Online)

Sep 20th

Pregnant In Heels (via X17 Online)

Sep 20th

An Apple Affleck A Day… (via X17 Online)

Sep 20th

You’re Such a Gentleman, Tony! (via X17 Online)

Sep 20th

Mommy & Me (via X17 Online)

Sep 20th

We’re Still Very Into Her (via X17 Online)

Sep 20th

When Excel Just Isn't Enough

Accountant: Be right back. I have to go buy an ax. East Lancaster Avenue Downingtown, Pennsylvania...

Sep 20th

Isn't Easy Being a Preacher, Is It?

Boss: The more questions you ask, the more explanations I have to give. Sylvan Avenue Englewood...

Sep 20th

With Mashed Potato Pus!

Peon #1: So, how’s that burn on your arm? Peon #2: It kind of looks like prime rib. 1750 East...

Sep 20th

Paris Not “Retarded” (via X17 Online)

Sep 20th

LC: Life Is HARD! (via X17 Online)

Sep 20th

Katherine Heigl Knocks Someone’s Car Up (via X17...

Sep 20th

Denise Richards Pulls a K-Fed (via X17 Online)

Sep 20th

To Make Up for Their Overwhelming Idiocy

Office assistant #1: Oh, I see you got braces. Congrats. But aren’t they awfully expensive?...

Sep 20th

Only Less Preachy

Bimbette reading back of Animal Farm: Wait… This is just like Charlotte’s Web! Book...

Sep 20th

Nothing Was Ever the Same after Howie...

Suit on cell: So, my division is like an aborigine, and their division is like a rhinoceros. Palo...

Sep 20th

David Beckham’s New Contract (via X17 Online)

Sep 20th

Celebrity Street Style - Paris “Coco” for Chanel...

Sep 20th

“I Will Have The Honor…To Be The First One To...

Sep 20th

... That You're Going to Be Fired... Oh,...

Coworker #1 on phone: No, no, I would never say anything to anyone about that. Coworker #2, as other...

Sep 20th

Or the One Who Shot Harry Whittington in...

Boss lady: I see a dinosaur. Minion: Is that the same one that made you break your arm? Arlington,...

Sep 20th

If I Got Out On Bail (via X17 Online)

Sep 20th

Britney’s Exes Reunite! (via X17 Online)

Sep 20th

Jess Gets Down & Dirty (via X17 Online)

Sep 20th

So Do I Have the Job or What?

60-year-old coworker: I wanna go in the back door. Supervisor: Okay… 60-year-old coworker: I...

Sep 20th

X17 XCLUSIVE - In Case You Missed This Knockout! (via X17...

Sep 19th

Britney’s Answered Prayer (via X17 Online)

Sep 19th

X17 XCLUSIVE - In Case You Missed This Knockout! (via X17...

Sep 19th

Heath Ledger Attacked By Cougar (via X17 Online)

Sep 19th

Sex Returns To The City (via X17 Online)

Sep 19th

Guess the Word Is Out

Lady peon: Okay, who put these condoms on my desk? 101 West 31st Street New York, New York Alsome...

Sep 19th

OJ A Free Man! (via X17 Online)

Sep 19th

Worst. Porno. Ever.

Female phlebotomist to male patient: I hope this is a size 25 needle. [Sticks him] Oh, no! This is a...

Sep 19th

Only Four, Angelina? Uh-huh, Sure! (via X17 Online)

Sep 19th

OJ’s OUT! (via X17 Online)

Sep 19th

Little Miss Vixens (via X17 Online)

Sep 19th

Trenton, but Close Enough

Doctor to patient with teardrop tattoo under eye: That’s a pretty cool tattoo. Where’d...

Sep 19th

Matthew Blows (via X17 Online)

Sep 19th

X17 XCLUSIVE - PRESENTING MISS OSCAR DE LA HOYA! (via X17...

Sep 19th

Nowhere Near "Jews for Jesus" Level,...

IT guy to another: Gay Republicans are a little more weird than Gary*. Wilshire Boulevard Los...

Sep 19th

X17 XCLUSIVE - PRESENTING MISS OSCAR DE LA HOYA! (via X17...

Sep 19th

That Looks Like... My Wife's Pumpkin!

Grunt, alone in cube: Peter, Peter, pumpkin eater… Fuckin’ bitch. North Las Vegas,...

Sep 19th

Another Tip from My Big Book of...

Female peon: I love eating a rare steak and then sopping up all the juice with some bread. Male...

Sep 19th

Hot Stuff, Comin’ Through! (via X17 Online)

Sep 19th

Britney and Avril New BFFs?!?!?! (via X17 Online)

Sep 19th

Justin on Britney: “She Has A Huge Heart, And She Is A...

Sep 19th

How, Now?

Reporter #1: Did I just hear that someone got bit by a cow on the scanner? Reporter #2: It’s...

Sep 19th

Art Imitating Life? (via X17 Online)

Sep 19th

The Days Are Just Packed (via X17 Online)

Sep 19th

Like "You Knocked Up My Daughter"

CEO: Getting shot’s not so bad… So long as it’s for the right reason. Park Avenue...

Sep 19th

While He Was Trying for a Nice Piece of...

Male cube rat: I need a word that rhymes with ‘vaginal.’ Female cube rat #1: Why? Male...

Sep 19th

I Scream, You Scream, Britney Drops Her Ice Cream! - NOW...

Sep 19th

I Scream, You Scream, Britney Drops Her Ice Cream! (via X17...

Sep 19th

Happy (Would-Be) Anniversary! (via X17 Online)

Sep 18th

And Now He Likes The Paps? (via X17 Online)

Sep 18th

Brit & K-Fed Must Follow Judge’s Rules To Keep...

Sep 18th

Alli’s All Smiles! (via X17 Online)

Sep 18th

Which 80s Hard Body is Hotter? (via X17 Online)

Sep 18th

Has Bridget Found Herself a New Quarterback? (via X17...

Sep 18th

And Why Are All My Problems...

Boss: Who wants to do these reports? Enthusiastic lady: I’ll take them! Will be done in no...

Sep 18th

In Plane Sight (via X17 Online)

Sep 18th

In Tribute to What God Did on the Eighth...

Worship leader: So, we’re gonna drop the last verse of ‘Awesome God.’ I think it...

Sep 18th

Kelsey’s Back! (via X17 Online)

Sep 18th

Vanessa Hudgens: “I Keep My Personal Life To...

Sep 18th

Goldie Buys Some (F)uggs For Fall! (via X17 Online)

Sep 18th

Brad Wants More Warm Bodies In His Bed (via X17 Online)

Sep 18th

I Don't Need a Gel Mousepad -- I've Got...

Male paralegal : No one’s gonna use it but me. I’ll hide it. Female secretary:...

Sep 18th

Celebrity Street Style - Rumer Willis: Hot or Not? (via X17...

Sep 18th

One Last Run? (via X17 Online)

Sep 18th

Dennis Quaid: Still One Hot Old(er) Dude! (via X17 Online)

Sep 18th

Come into My Office and I'll Show You...

Boss lady: I just don’t think thong underwear is that attractive. I mean, maybe if...

Sep 18th

So They'll Have Lots to Polish

Exec assistant on phone: They’re gay boys, so… you know… maybe a little more...

Sep 18th

X17 XCLUSIVE - Britney’s Parents Reunite While Her...

Sep 18th

Teri Not Blue Over Co-Star’s Loss (via X17 Online)

Sep 18th

Actually, That May Be Just What Eyeore...

Sales guy: That guy wouldn’t be in a good mood even if you woke him up with porn and ice...

Sep 18th

Britney’s Father, Sister Support Her Ex (via X17...

Sep 18th

J.Lo Preggers! (via X17 Online)

Sep 18th

Women.

VP: They’re all doable. We’re just not able to do most of them. Norwalk, Connecticut...

Sep 18th

She Sure Cleans Up Nice (via X17 Online)

Sep 18th

Guess Who Luuuuuvs His Wife? (via X17 Online)

Sep 18th

X17 XCLUSIVE - Bodyguard Blackmailed Britney! (via X17...

Sep 18th