A Lesson A Day Tumblelog
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Gettin’ Ready For Showtime! (via X17 Online)
Aug 31st
Paris Leaves Stavros Behind (via X17 Online)
Aug 31st
While You Were Sleeping… (via X17 Online)
Aug 31st
I Always Fall for That One
ER nurse #1: No, she wouldn’t let us. I’ve been trying for 20 minutes. ER doctor: Well,...
Aug 31st
Daaaaaaayummn (via X17 Online)
Aug 31st
Don’t Mess With Michael (via X17 Online)
Aug 31st
November 13th - Mark Your Calendars! (via X17 Online)
Aug 31st
Taking Keira Business (via X17 Online)
Aug 31st
Sure, She Meets Lots of New People, but...
Development manager: … So then I told my wife that even if we raised our granddaughter she...
Aug 31st
Those Crazy Kids (via X17 Online)
Aug 31st
Ex-Paris Pal Feels the Burn (via X17 Online)
Aug 31st
Nothing Anti-Werewolf -- I Just Can't...
Woman: My tooth fell out yesterday. You know, chewing gum and blood taste quite nice together. Suit:...
Aug 31st
K-Fed’s Lawyer Playing Dirty? (via X17 Online)
Aug 31st
Scruff Wars! (via X17 Online)
Aug 31st
Sorry, It Was Damaged in Transit
FedEx man: There are a lot of you women hanging around the front desk today. Vet tech: We’re...
Aug 31st
Wanted: Ryan Phillippe (via X17 Online)
Aug 31st
Investment Wanker Hard at Work
Cube rat on phone: Sometimes when you go vertical it’s hotter than horizontal… You just...
Aug 31st
Without Warning, My Metaphor Turned on...
Peon on phone: No, no, I believe that you sent it. I just didn’t receive it. I even told Jen*...
Aug 31st
You Really Tell That Story a Lot
Secretary to assistant: Yeah, I went through my lesbian phase, but I could never go back to women...
Aug 31st
Britney Gets Back to Business (via X17 Online)
Aug 31st
Nicole’s Juice, Couture (via X17 Online)
Aug 31st
Plus, I'm a Cat Owner, If You Follow Me
Receptionist #1: Oh we’re sorry. Male customer, trying to pick up his cat from the vet: What?...
Aug 31st
If You Know What I'm Saying
Female customer: You know, Walt Disney was afraid of mouses. Friend: Yeah, he also had one in his...
Aug 31st
Vegas Prepares For Britney! (via X17 Online)
Aug 31st
Britney’s Cold As Fire, Y’All! And By That, We...
Aug 31st
Lauren Caught Between Bros? (via X17 Online)
Aug 30th
Mother Nose Best (via X17 Online)
Aug 30th
He’s Not Standing Under Her Umbrella (via X17 Online)
Aug 30th
Is Lindsay Getting Out? (via X17 Online)
Aug 30th
Those Must’ve Been Some Interesting Wedding Photos!...
Aug 30th
Hayden Gettin’ Handsy With Milo??? (via X17 Online)
Aug 30th
In Other Words, the Classic Bermuda...
Female peon: Do I like the long and skinny ones or the short and fat ones? Male peon: You like the...
Aug 30th
Owen’s Ex Stunned (via X17 Online)
Aug 30th
This Feels A Little Fruity (via X17 Online)
Aug 30th
The A(rea)-Team (via X17 Online)
Aug 30th
Stairs Go Up?
Large male peon: Oh, I usually take the stairs. Do you mind if we take the stairs? Large lady peon:...
Aug 30th
And I Just Wanted to Thank You for...
Boss: There’s nothing like walking to put the newspapers behind the circulation desk and...
Aug 30th
Details Revealed Regarding Britney’s Comeback! (via...
Aug 30th
My Tumor's Gestating Nicely, Though
Worker bee to another: … So she said it was fine that she’s smoking a pack a day while...
Aug 30th
The Hills Are Alive in Malibu (via X17 Online)
Aug 30th
Becks To Spend Six Weeks On The Shelf? (via X17 Online)
Aug 30th
If It Was Bud Light, I've Lost All...
Lady peon on cell: … And then there was a picture of him with a beer can up his butt. Armar...
Aug 30th
Jess Green With Envy? (via X17 Online)
Aug 30th
Denise Not Losing Any of Her Sheen (via X17 Online)
Aug 30th
Or Salmon Mousse with Cucumber Sauce
Coworker, after boss’s going-away party: I just feel sick… like I’m going to throw...
Aug 30th
Construction Still Goin’ On Owen’s New Pad (via...
Aug 30th
But Count Me In!
IT guy #1: It seriously sounded like someone was drowning a midget [makes high-pitched gargling...
Aug 30th
Don't Want Him to Get What I Got
Peon on phone, about his son: … So I bought him condoms… Yes, Mom, I know he’s 15,...
Aug 30th
Time to Prepare for That Eventuality
Teen girl: If I don’t get an A on this English test I’m going to be even screwed-er....
Aug 30th
She Really Likes That Tower! (via X17 Online)
Aug 30th
A Little Paris Goes A Long Way (via X17 Online)
Aug 29th
Paris Parties in Vegas, Baby! (via X17 Online)
Aug 29th
Hollywood’s Hottest, Uh, Hotties! (via X17 Online)
Aug 29th
Who Isn’t On A Downward Spiral These Days? (via X17...
Aug 29th
Save The Cheerleader, Save The World (via X17 Online)
Aug 29th
iTunes Users Hopes Beat Down Again (via X17 Online)
Aug 29th
Celebrity Street Style - Lauren’s Long Look: Love it...
Aug 29th
X17 XCLUSIVE: Nicole, Stylin’ And Profilin’!...
Aug 29th
So Not Why I Went to College
Cube girl: Man, being on my knees down here really hurts… Greenville, Texas Overheard by: me...
Aug 29th
Aliens: Why Don't They Just Use E-mail?
Stoner coworker training newbie on fax machine: This fax machine, like, never works… But I...
Aug 29th
Whoa - Keanu’s Got a Dog(gy Bag)! (via X17 Online)
Aug 29th
Britney’s In Danja (via X17 Online)
Aug 29th
Or at Least Faking a Seizure?
Female paralegal: I was in the bank the other day and I saw this cop — oh my god, he was so...
Aug 29th
And Those Are the First Two...
Peon: I was normally born, and I have a normal head! 11149 Research Boulevard Austin, Texas...
Aug 29th
Nicole & Samantha!?! (via X17 Online)
Aug 29th
Owen Gets Serious (via X17 Online)
Aug 29th
Lindsay Gettin’ Busy in the Cirque Lodge Bathroom?...
Aug 29th
And by "Worked" I Mean They've Learned...
Cube dweller: I don’t see why people need fertility counseling. They should just buy some...
Aug 29th
He’s Baaaaaaack! (via X17 Online)
Aug 29th
Saint Angelina in Iraq (via X17 Online)
Aug 29th
Lindsay to Reunite With Dad in Utah (via X17 Online)
Aug 29th
Let's Touch Type, People -- Time's...
Boss: Let’s get things set up. Let’s move the mouse. Bethesda, Maryland Alsome...
Aug 29th
Right after Our Mandatory Three PM...
Supervisor: Hey, we’re all here today… Let’s have a meeting! Employee #1: About...
Aug 29th
3 2 1 Contact (via X17 Online)
Aug 29th
Professor, LionsGate Films on Line #2
Literature professor: I don’t mean to turn Baudelaire into a snuff film… I mean, a...
Aug 29th
It's My Hangover Cure
Grunt #1: Is that a wine bottle in the front seat of your car? Grunt #2: Yes. I like to drink on my...
Aug 29th
And Then Came The Parking Ticket! (via X17 Online)
Aug 28th
Life In The Hills Is No Day At The Beach (via X17 Online)
Aug 28th
Guess Who Loves Aerosmith? (via X17 Online)
Aug 28th
From Swimsuit to Wetsuit (via X17 Online)
Aug 28th
Vanessa’s Transparent Beauty (via X17 Online)
Aug 28th
BREAKING NEWS: Britney Runs Out Of Gas, X17 To The...
Aug 28th
Larry Rudolph: “My Loyalty Will Always Stay Strong...
Aug 28th
X17 XCLUSIVE - Has the Victim Become the Suspect? - UPDATE...
Aug 28th
X17 XCLUSIVE - Has the Victim Become the Suspect? (via X17...
Aug 28th
Celebrity Street Style - Who Wore it Best? (via X17 Online)
Aug 28th
I'll Connect You with the Delphic Oracle
Manager answering phone: XYZ Company*. Can I help you? Caller: Accounts Receivable, please. Manager:...
Aug 28th
The Architect Insisted the Museum Have a...
Library supervisor: Can you hand me those staplers? I’ve gotta take them back to those who...
Aug 28th
It’s Been Confirmed… (via X17 Online)
Aug 28th
Britney’s Big Send-Off (via X17 Online)
Aug 28th
Printers Practice Malicious Compliance
PhD-level analyst: Oh, the copier is printing the whole five hundred pages of that report! I only...
Aug 28th
Actually, They're from Albany
Girl #1: What country is Paul* from? Girl #2: He’s Albanian. [Girl #1 is silent.] You...
Aug 28th
Can You Convert That to Gimlets?
Banker: What will 50 pounds get me in London? Analyst: You want the currency translation? Banker:...
Aug 28th
Like Daughter, Like Mother (via X17 Online)
Aug 28th
Friends and Family Come to Owen’s Aide (via X17...
Aug 28th
Like Marshmallow Fluff on Your Cocoa!
Office chick: How was your weekend? Office guy: I got a sunburn! Look, my skin is flaking off! [Rubs...
Aug 28th
Jessica Alba: The Girl Next Door? (via X17 Online)
Aug 28th
And Mess with My Tried and True Regime...
Exasperated IT guy #1: Don’t you have something better to do?! IT guy #2: Yeah, but I’m...
Aug 28th
What’s Your Kink(o), Eva? (via X17 Online)
Aug 28th
Popcorn Kernals (You Pervs)
IT help desk: Mine are nothing like yours. Yours get so fluffy when I put them in my mouth. 500...
Aug 28th
When the Original Stanley Died, I Got...
Customer: … And before I go, can I get your name, Stanley*? Stanley, the salesman: Um…...
Aug 28th
Britney Working On CD! - WITH VIDEO (via X17 Online)
Aug 28th
Britney Working On CD! (via X17 Online)
Aug 28th
Texas Rose (via X17 Online)
Aug 27th
Is KFed Accusing Britney Of Child Abuse? (via X17 Online)
Aug 27th
Hilary Does Hawaii (via X17 Online)
Aug 27th
Brit Better Blonde or Brunette? (via X17 Online)
Aug 27th
Madonna Against The Music (via X17 Online)
Aug 27th
Another Weekend At The Hamptons (via X17 Online)
Aug 27th
Has the Hoff Got a New Woman? (via X17 Online)
Aug 27th
Married With Children (via X17 Online)
Aug 27th
That’s My Bush! (via X17 Online)
Aug 27th
Kate Soldiers On (via X17 Online)
Aug 27th
Owen Speaks! (via X17 Online)
Aug 27th
I'm Filling Out a Cosmo Quiz
Boss: What do you think of blood dye? 3120 Lincoln Park Avenue Los Angeles, California Alsome...
Aug 27th
She Should Think about a Reduction
Employee: Not to be ruder than I already am, but did she have a huge head? I mean, it was, like,...
Aug 27th
Vince Vaughn: More of the Same (via X17 Online)
Aug 27th
No Tony At Taverna Tony’s (via X17 Online)
Aug 27th
Britney <3’s Ralph (via X17 Online)
Aug 27th
Did You Get the Package I Sent?
Girl answering phone: Hi. Guy on speaker: Hey… What are you doing? Girl: Nothing. Guy:...
Aug 27th
I'm Inquiring about Volume, Ass
Customer: How big is the one-pound burrito? Employee: Um, that’d be one pound, ma’am....
Aug 27th
Teen Choice Awards — Who is Your Choice? (via X17...
Aug 27th
I'd Be Like, "Order Up!"
Straight server: The new chef looks like Philip Michael Thomas. Queer server: Oooh! I’d fuck...
Aug 27th
No, Just for Endemic Racism
Interviewing manager looking at resume: This is what? Your middle name? What language is this?...
Aug 27th
I Just Unplug Their Cable
Coworker on phone to husband: We have to start hiding that camera from her. Yeah, yeah… You...
Aug 27th
While You Were Sleeping…(Friday Edition) (via X17...
Aug 27th
Hayden’s Got a Handful (via X17 Online)
Aug 27th
X17 XCLUSIVE - Jessica Reunited With Her Cash? (via X17...
Aug 27th
Britney Goes From Tan to Ticket! (via X17 Online)
Aug 27th
Nicole Looks Pretty In Pink (via X17 Online)
Aug 27th
Paris Gets Rocked (via X17 Online)
Aug 27th
Through the Middle of the Tub
Office grunt: Well, I asked for the guys to fix the electricity, but they built a wall in my...
Aug 27th
Because I'll Be Coming Directly from...
Assistant #1: So, what are you wearing to the party? You’ve been pretty secretive about it....
Aug 27th
X17 XCLUSIVE - Britney’s Parents Babysitting (via X17...
Aug 27th
Owen Wilson Overdose? - UPDATE - It Was A Suicide Attempt!...
Aug 26th
Owen Wilson Overdose? (via X17 Online)
Aug 26th
Britney Stays In The Passenger Seat - WITH VIDEO (via X17...
Aug 26th
Britney Stays In The Passenger Seat (via X17 Online)
Aug 26th
Is Her Stylist On Vacation? (via X17 Online)
Aug 26th
Are They The New Bennifer? (via X17 Online)
Aug 26th
Break It Like Beckham (via X17 Online)
Aug 26th
Angelina At Central Perk! (via X17 Online)
Aug 26th
Robbie Goes Red (via X17 Online)
Aug 26th
Britney: Out Of The Fast Lane! (via X17 Online)
Aug 26th
X17 XCLUSIVE: Britney & Justin - The Track That Never...
Aug 25th
Hollywood’s Hottest Beach Bums (via X17 Online)
Aug 25th
The Piv Walks Tough… (via X17 Online)
Aug 25th
Mary-Kate the Mad Hatter (via X17 Online)
Aug 25th
Real Men Hold Hands (via X17 Online)
Aug 25th
BREAKING NEWS! - Britney in the Fast Lane (via X17 Online)
Aug 25th
Hopefully She’s Headed to Hair and Makeup (via X17...
Aug 24th
In Case You Missed It (via X17 Online)
Aug 24th
Is Mel All Well? (via X17 Online)
Aug 24th
One-Half-Hour Photo (via X17 Online)
Aug 24th
Only 18 And Already An Addict (via X17 Online)
Aug 24th
Katie’s Precious Package (via X17 Online)
Aug 24th
X17 XCLUSIVE: Britney Goes From Opera To Criss’...
Aug 24th
He Brings Out the Worst in Me and Enjoys...
20-something in scrubs #1: The one I really like is Jared*. 20-something in scrubs #2: Jared?...
Aug 24th
But before Having Sex with My Husband
Receptionist: That goes on my to-do list right below having sex with a midget. Madison, South...
Aug 24th
And Sleepy and Grateful?
Assistant: Wait, it doesn’t look like the data was deleted when you opened the program. Boss:...
Aug 24th
The Valedictorian Was a Cinderblock
Ex-Army: I’m dumb as a rock and I still graduated number two in my class. Ex-Marine:...
Aug 24th
Isla Fisher Still Eating for Two (via X17 Online)
Aug 24th
X17 XCLUSIVE - The One Where Jennifer Shows Off Her...
Aug 24th
Last Time I Tried Both, I Was Asked to...
Old employee to young one: So, it was more important to get laid than go to the company picnic?...
Aug 24th
He's Been Coming in a Lot More Since He...
Suit: When Barry* is out, who should get this report? Boss: Give it to Barry — he’s in....
Aug 24th
Where’s Spidey When You Need Him? (via X17 Online)
Aug 24th
From One Jailbird to Another (via X17 Online)
Aug 24th
And You Have Nothing to Be Ashamed Of
Salesman: We’re looking for your shorts! 8531 East Marginal Way South Seattle, Washington...
Aug 24th
Fraternizing Is Wrong, but I Just Can't...
Lieutenant: I can’t wait to get my hands on your package and give it a good scrubbing. Oak...
Aug 24th
Figure Out How to Order Lunch and You're...
Manager: Wow! I guess if we don’t have a receptionist, we don’t get any coffee. Peon: I...
Aug 24th
What A Trooper! (via X17 Online)
Aug 24th
Paris And Stavros Back Together? (via X17 Online)
Aug 24th
Ali Lohan In Car Crash! UPDATE (via X17 Online)
Aug 23rd
Nicole Out Of The Clink! (via X17 Online)
Aug 23rd
Lindsay Update: Part Deux! (via X17 Online)
Aug 23rd
Ali Lohan In Car Crash! (via X17 Online)
Aug 23rd
Nicole In The Clink! (via X17 Online)
Aug 23rd
Kissin’ Couples (via X17 Online)
Aug 23rd
XCLUSIVE: Katie Takes A Tumble! (via X17 Online)
Aug 23rd
Does Mel’s Husband Look Like A Wife B-Ter? (via X17...
Aug 23rd
You Play Helen Reddy, That's What You...
Male coworker: All I hear is, ‘Yap, yap, yap, I’m cold, yap, yap, yap, I’m a...
Aug 23rd
By the Three Year Mark I've Forgotten...
Poli-Sci professor: How was I supposed to remember her name? I had only lost my virginity to her...
Aug 23rd
Lucky Number Seven (via X17 Online)
Aug 23rd
Paris Hilton, Penny-Pincher (via X17 Online)
Aug 23rd
Positively Glowing! (via X17 Online)
Aug 23rd
From Drive Your Staff Crazy with...
Worker bee: If you’re not willing to come in on your days off, you can’t complain about...
Aug 23rd
See, I Kinda Want to Know What It Is...
Boss #1 to new lab worker: Okay, now we add the virus supernatant. Boss #2: What are you doing now?...
Aug 23rd
But I Guess My Underling Will Have to Do
Dispatcher peering into Tupperware container: I am so sick of kielbasa I could kick Jesus in the...
Aug 23rd
Kittens For Catwoman? (via X17 Online)
Aug 23rd
But It's the Tasseled Loafers You Really...
Sales manager: Jack* didn’t show up to work today. He probably went to an interview at another...
Aug 23rd
Still A Cutie For Sur (via X17 Online)
Aug 23rd
Though It Did Help Me Get into Princeton
Coworker #1: I was a munchkin in high school. My only line was ‘Cry-meny!’ Coworker #2:...
Aug 23rd
Paris: From Baller To Barbie (via X17 Online)
Aug 23rd
Why So Many People Work from Home
Disembodied voice: Yeah, I had him for five months — a big ol’ black boy. He had a...
Aug 23rd
It's a Series of Limericks, Each...
Branch manager: I’m sending you an e-mail. Cube rat #1: Thanks… Cube rat #2:...
Aug 23rd
X17 XCLUSIVE - Britney’s Home, Y’All! (via X17...
Aug 23rd
I Know, Right? (via X17 Online)
Aug 22nd
She Needs To Transform Him (via X17 Online)
Aug 22nd
The Many Faces Of Robbie (via X17 Online)
Aug 22nd
Still Have McPhever? (via X17 Online)
Aug 22nd
Society Would Crumble without Hypocrisy
Coworker #1: You don’t believe in the five-second rule? Coworker #2, who dropped a chip and...
Aug 22nd
Hayden’s Birthday Blowout (via X17 Online)
Aug 22nd
... Oh, Bottles of Scotch. What Did You...
Coworker on phone: If you want to know any good 12-year-olds, I can tell you. Just ask. Rancho...
Aug 22nd
Ghost-Busted! (via X17 Online)
Aug 22nd
Red Carpet Blue(s) Jeans (via X17 Online)
Aug 22nd
It's Only Partially about the Kids
Hockey dad: If this snow keeps up, there won’t be any hot-tubbing with the hockey MILFs...
Aug 22nd
Did You Really Think Angelina Would Let Her Lunch With Brad...
Aug 22nd
So, No Mayan Pyramids?
Manager: Yes, next week we’ll all be in Mexico. Woman #1: I hope you are going to relax this...
Aug 22nd
Lindsay Becomes A Working Girl (via X17 Online)
Aug 22nd
Lady In Red (via X17 Online)
Aug 22nd
You Do Smell a Little Ripe
Cube dweller: I’m at the peak of my fat season! Santa Barbara, California Overheard by: Violet...
Aug 22nd
A Ninja Pirate Robot Bunny?
Nerd #1: Done! Like a bunny, I am quick! Nerd #2: Like a ninja bunny! Nerd #1: … A ninja,...
Aug 22nd
Hayden Threw A Party And Everybody Came (via X17 Online)
Aug 22nd
Beck To School (via X17 Online)
Aug 22nd
Got Any Engagement Rings That Squirt...
Worker bee: I won’t spend 60 dollars on something I can’t shoot my friends with. 11145...
Aug 22nd
No Blow On LiLo? (via X17 Online)
Aug 22nd
Does Jill Roberts Carry Maternity Clothes? (via X17 Online)
Aug 22nd
I'm Thinking of Knitting One
Cute chick holding up ballpoint pen: How does this work? 250 Bloor Street Toronto, Ontario Canadia...
Aug 22nd
Keeps Trying to Have the Bakery Slice...
Assistant manager: Ma’am, you can’t bring that puppy in here. We’re going to have...
Aug 22nd
Doggone It, Jess… (via X17 Online)
Aug 21st
Major Movie Co-Star (via X17 Online)
Aug 21st
Naomi Watts: Insecure Shopper? (via X17 Online)
Aug 21st
Spicey (via X17 Online)
Aug 21st
Inspect This! (via X17 Online)
Aug 21st
Entourage Hotties are Young, Fabulous and…Broke? (via...
Aug 21st
Just Testing the Waters
Boss: We should become alcoholics. That would make work so much easier. Employee: That bottle of...
Aug 21st
Like I Said -- Motherplumber
Salesman #1: So, you put your hand in? Salesman #2: Yeah, well, I tried. At first I could only get...
Aug 21st
VMAs Pump Up The “M” (via X17 Online)
Aug 21st
Reid Rides, Looks Righteous (via X17 Online)
Aug 21st
Certainly, Sir -- Are You Considering...
Man at music counter: Do you happen to have ‘The Wreck of the F. Scott Fitzgerald’?...
Aug 21st
Earl Takes Issue with the Gregorian...
Clerk: This form is made out for June 31st, but there isn’t any June 31st. Salesman: Why not?...
Aug 21st
Happy Birthday-den! (via X17 Online)
Aug 21st
Guess Who’s Got a Short ‘Do? (via X17 Online)
Aug 21st
Paris-In-Training (via X17 Online)
Aug 21st
And Then We Invaded Iraq
Worker bee: I love the smell of gasoline. I’d sniff gasoline all day long, if it...
Aug 21st
Although That Could Just Be the...
Black girl peon #1: That girl is so annoying. She is so happy all the time. Black girl peon #2: I...
Aug 21st
Lindsay Getting By With a Little Help From Her Friends &...
Aug 21st
Because We Could Use Interns Instead
Grunt #1: We need to buy a couple of monkeys and have monkey knife fights. Grunt #2: Is there...
Aug 21st
Stupid Hypnotist
Payroll clerk to another: So, whenever anyone says ‘payroll,’ I stab someone and piss...
Aug 21st
Love Is the Drug of Choice at the Spelling Mansion (via X17...
Aug 21st
Can't Get More Gangsta Than Egyptian...
Office peon #1: Yo, you watch that Animal Planet? Office peon #2: Oooh, one time I saw this bird...
Aug 21st
Michelle Rodriguez Flashes A Little Pink (via X17 Online)
Aug 21st
Stop! Hammertime! (via X17 Online)
Aug 21st
Is Drew Dating Theodore Kaczynski?! (via X17 Online)
Aug 21st
Drew Dating Theodore Kaczynski?! (via X17 Online)
Aug 21st
More Of The Same From Jen & Violet (via X17 Online)
Aug 20th
Britney’s Dad Returns To Tarzana (via X17 Online)
Aug 20th
Nicolas Cage’s Working Vacation (via X17 Online)
Aug 20th
What Made Her Decide to Have That...
Chick to coworker: Ohhh, okay. Maybe she should stop getting f-ed in the nose. It’s only gonna...
Aug 20th
Hollywood Hotties Helping Healthcare (via X17 Online)
Aug 20th
Engaged? Why Not! (via X17 Online)
Aug 20th
Good Girl! (via X17 Online)
Aug 20th
Can I Go Home Sick Now?
Advising office applicant to interviewer: Yeah, advisors are worthless. 6001 Dodge Street Omaha,...
Aug 20th
Details Available Upon Request
Male colleague: Feeling any better? Female colleague: Sort of. Male colleague: Did you go make...
Aug 20th
Evagreen (via X17 Online)
Aug 20th
What the F*ck Happened to Vince Vaughn (Pt. II) (via X17...
Aug 20th
Dad? Dad!
Old man: An hour I’m waiting here! What’s the point in making appointments if they make...
Aug 20th
Lucky I Have You to Look after the...
Boss: … So I said, ‘Two words: Go fuck yourself.’ Employee: Three words, boss....
Aug 20th
Naomi Hearts Malibu (via X17 Online)
Aug 20th
Britney and Criss Make a Run for the Border (via X17 Online)
Aug 20th
Stupid Cracker
Executive: Where’s the resume I asked for? Where’s Bashir’s* resume? Goddammit, I...
Aug 20th
Paris & Adrian Get Serious (via X17 Online)
Aug 20th
Now That We've Put the Lime in the...
Nurse: Why can’t we just put the hair on the pancreas? Medical office Jacksonville, Florida...
Aug 20th
Shakira Likes It Wet (via X17 Online)
Aug 20th
This Is Kansas -- You're Lucky We're...
Librarian: Don’t use a potato chip as a bookmark! Library Overland Park, Kansas Overheard by:...
Aug 20th
Actually, It's Our Co-Worker, Rita
Office peon orienting a temp: And this, well, it may look like a copier, but it’s...
Aug 20th
Aniston’s Family Vacation (via X17 Online)
Aug 20th
X17 XCLUSIVE - Lindsay’s Lazy River (via X17 Online)
Aug 20th
Are You Team Britney Or Team Kevin - Place Your Vote! (via...
Aug 19th
Here’s To The Night(life)! (via X17 Online)
Aug 19th
Mother Of The Year (via X17 Online)
Aug 19th
Hospital Patient Escapes! (via X17 Online)
Aug 19th
Blast From The Past? (via X17 Online)
Aug 19th
Paris Takes Gold To A Whole New Level (via X17 Online)
Aug 19th
Christina’s Having Twins! (via X17 Online)
Aug 19th
But Where Was Britney?! (via X17 Online)
Aug 19th
X17 XCLUSIVE - Britney Au Natural! (via X17 Online)
Aug 19th
X17 XCLUSIVE - Britney Au Naturel! (via X17 Online)
Aug 19th
X17 XCLUSIVE - Brit And Criss Together Again! (via X17...
Aug 18th
Nicole, Christina, Now Halle? (via X17 Online)
Aug 18th
Mena’s Lookin’ Mean! (via X17 Online)
Aug 18th
Christina, Jr. On The Way? (via X17 Online)
Aug 18th
Paris Goes For The Gold (via X17 Online)
Aug 18th
All The World’s A Runway … (via X17 Online)
Aug 18th
Ryan Phillippe: The Model Of Consistency (via X17 Online)
Aug 17th
X17 XCLUSIVE - Has Britney Fired Her Lawyer? (via X17...
Aug 17th
Jess Feeling Blue? (via X17 Online)
Aug 17th
Hayden Was Framed! (via X17 Online)
Aug 17th
Raging Bu (via X17 Online)
Aug 17th
And, You Know, Agony
Male desk drone, stretching: I’d love one of those medieval torture tables, y’know?...
Aug 17th
No Expectations, No Disappointment
Worker bee #1: I’ve never had a Hungry Man meal before. Worker bee #2: It’s not bad....
Aug 17th
Rosie Goes For A Dip! (via X17 Online)
Aug 17th
Katherine’s Showing! (via X17 Online)
Aug 17th
We Ended Up Hiring the Stoner Ex-Con...
Manager: We didn’t hire him because he wore Hush Puppies. 5th Avenue New York, New York...
Aug 17th
Trust Me, They're More Afraid of You...
Data entry guy #1: Ya know what freaks me out? Data entry guy #2: Um… What? Data entry guy #1:...
Aug 17th
Project Buttcrack (via X17 Online)
Aug 17th
It’s Official! (via X17 Online)
Aug 17th
X17 XCLUSIVE - Lindsay: Lost & Found (Now With Video!)...
Aug 17th
Compounded by My Lack of Clothes
Manager: It gets really cold in our office. I haven’t figured out the reason yet, because...
Aug 17th
I Hop And Like Stripes (via X17 Online)
Aug 17th