A Lesson A Day Tumblelog

Not That We Didn’t Already Know… (via X17...

Jul 31st

Britney Busts A Move (via X17 Online)

Jul 31st

Celebs Get Gas… Just Like Us! (via X17 Online)

Jul 31st

The Artie Of Busting On Lindsay Lohan (via X17 Online)

Jul 31st

Marcia Crosses The Line (via X17 Online)

Jul 31st

Zo Goes To St. Tro (via X17 Online)

Jul 31st

Liev: New DILF? (via X17 Online)

Jul 31st

Constantine Who? (via X17 Online)

Jul 31st

Eve (ning) in St. Tropez (via X17 Online)

Jul 31st

The Olsen Twins: Same Pants, Different Locations (via X17...

Jul 31st

While You Were Sleeping… (via X17 Online)

Jul 31st

Although Osteoporosis Is a Close Second

Coworker #1: I wonder who’ll get the Pfizer account… Coworker #2: I hope I do! I love...

Jul 31st

Another DILF Alert! (via X17 Online)

Jul 31st

Penelope Cruz Does Some Tugging (via X17 Online)

Jul 31st

The Doctor Is In (via X17 Online)

Jul 31st

Joel Sans Nicole (via X17 Online)

Jul 31st

I Was Shocked, but Not Surprised

Admin #1: Oooh, there’s cheesecake in the fridge! Admin #2: I don’t really like...

Jul 31st

It's a Free-Range Office

Client: Is it North or South of Route 24? Manager: Well, that depends on where you’re coming...

Jul 31st

Sunshine Daydreams With Avril Lavigne! (via X17 Online)

Jul 31st

Baby Got Black (via X17 Online)

Jul 31st

He Sent Pictures, See?

Assistant checking weather online: Ohhh! Derek* got 12 inches yesterday! Cube rat: I’m sorry,...

Jul 31st

Andy Milonakis, Drug Counselor (via X17 Online)

Jul 31st

Cute Couple Alert! (via X17 Online)

Jul 31st

I'm Way Better at It Than Jack Is

Coworker: Don’t close my door. Jack* and I like to communicate. Jack: What’d you say?...

Jul 31st

Unlike These Ammunition Rounds, Which...

X-ray machine attendant, picking stuffed panda up off belt: This one’s dead… He...

Jul 31st

But That's Not Important Right Now

Male peon: Oh, I love this song! Lady peon: Really, what is it? Male peon: Uh… Music…...

Jul 31st

Father Knows Best? (via X17 Online)

Jul 31st

Celebrity Skin & Bones (via X17 Online)

Jul 31st

Britney To Crack Us Up (via X17 Online)

Jul 31st

Rush Hour 3 Leaves Paris & Storch Bowled Over (via X17...

Jul 31st

How Do You Take Your Justin? (via X17 Online)

Jul 31st

Just In The Nick Of time! (via X17 Online)

Jul 31st

You Don't Start Out Hating Them

Angry girl coworker: Goddammit! I fucking hate people! Friend: But you work in HR… 501 Front...

Jul 31st

In Fairness, the Hanger Had One of Those...

Social worker: Honestly, what parent in their right mind hands a toddler who is just learning to...

Jul 31st

The Stars Of Stardust (via X17 Online)

Jul 30th

Britney & Justin (Mandile, Not Timberlake) (via X17...

Jul 30th

Matthew. On. The. Beach. (via X17 Online)

Jul 30th

While Ya Were Sleeping! (via X17 Online)

Jul 30th

The Love Boat (via X17 Online)

Jul 30th

Good Grammer (via X17 Online)

Jul 30th

Calum Best Certainly Has A Type (via X17 Online)

Jul 30th

Why Is Britney Smiling? (via X17 Online)

Jul 30th

Romanza Bonanza! (via X17 Online)

Jul 30th

Avast, Ye Lubber!

Lieutenant: You work for a law enforcement agency, not a pirate ship! Employee with sideburns: Sir?...

Jul 30th

Celebrity Street Style - Maternity Edition (via X17 Online)

Jul 30th

“Justica” - The New Brangelina? (via X17 Online)

Jul 30th

I Thought I Told You Never to Call Here...

Caller: That’s ‘A’ as in ‘elbow’… 400 Main Street Knoxville,...

Jul 30th

The Art of the Blue Job

Painting professor: I paint for people who look at art. Like, my mom will look at this and go,...

Jul 30th

Britney Looking More Than OK! (via X17 Online)

Jul 30th

Deja Vu All Over Again (via X17 Online)

Jul 30th

You Know It Doesn't Involve Real Fire,...

Branch manager: What do you want me to do? Do you want me to fire him? I’ll fire anyone...

Jul 30th

Paris No Longer An Heiress? (via X17 Online)

Jul 30th

When Good Deeds Become Career-Limiting

HR clerk: Excuse me, ma’am, but it appears that you have something stuck in your pantyhose on...

Jul 30th

Paris No Longer A Heiress? (via X17 Online)

Jul 30th

Usher’s Non-Wedding: X17 Takes You Where The Action...

Jul 30th

X17 XCLUSIVE - Britney Has Trouble Putting Her Top On (via...

Jul 30th

Simply Over (via X17 Online)

Jul 30th

Ryan Eats At Sushi Nozawa (via X17 Online)

Jul 30th

Eddie & Tracey Engaged! (via X17 Online)

Jul 30th

You're Not at High Times Anymore, Toto

Managing editor, on drug screening: We even test the interns. I was shocked by that. I thought...

Jul 30th

Alli’s Well That Ends Well (via X17 Online)

Jul 30th

And Fourth, If You Ever Incorrectly Cite...

Guy in jeans and flip flops walks into office at 11 a.m. and high-fives two employees on the way....

Jul 30th

But at Least You've Stopped Throwing...

Scientist at desk to tech in lab: Just because you want to see hot firemen doesn’t mean you...

Jul 30th

BREAKING NEWS: Justin Smiles!?!?!! (via X17 Online)

Jul 30th

I'm a Harvard MBA, for Christ's Sake

General manager: I’ve got a small favor to ask you… Sales guy: I am not getting in a...

Jul 30th

X17 XCLUSIVE - Britney’s New Man ID’d! (via X17...

Jul 30th

X17 XCLUSIVE: Britney’s New New Man?! (via X17 Online)

Jul 29th

Paris And Her Pooch (via X17 Online)

Jul 29th

Million Dollar Surfer (via X17 Online)

Jul 29th

How David Beckham Of Him! (via X17 Online)

Jul 29th

The Commander in Chief Returns! (via X17 Online)

Jul 29th

Lick It Good (via X17 Online)

Jul 29th

Scarlet Lette(red) (via X17 Online)

Jul 28th

Do These People Think They’re Cool? (via X17 Online)

Jul 28th

So, So Tough (via X17 Online)

Jul 28th

At Least Someone’s Cool! (via X17 Online)

Jul 28th

BREAKING NEWS - Usher Cancels His Wedding! (via X17 Online)

Jul 28th

Tori’s Reality Is Our Stoned Saturday? (via X17...

Jul 28th

Matt’s HUGE In France (via X17 Online)

Jul 28th

Tat-Too Much (via X17 Online)

Jul 27th

Celebrity Street Style - Paris Fashion Week (via X17 Online)

Jul 27th

Coming Attractions (via X17 Online)

Jul 27th

Charlize Theron: Easy On The Eyes, Difficult To Write About...

Jul 27th

Diddy Combs The Beach (via X17 Online)

Jul 27th

Paris’ Blue Job (via X17 Online)

Jul 27th

Another Conquest for Gerald

Cute intern reading UPS packagelabel: Hey, Gerald*, you got a big package! Hollywood, California...

Jul 27th

Or Just Kick Him Like Usual?

Phone rep: Yes, Jerry* is here. Would you like me to punch him? 915 Broadway New York, New York...

Jul 27th

Lohan Smacked Down By Court - No, The Other Lohan (via X17...

Jul 27th

No More Sleeping Under Bridges with...

Employee: Everything about my life sucks right now! I need to go home, and I need to have a shower,...

Jul 27th

Oh Look - More Adorable Pictures of Jennifer With Violet...

Jul 27th

Broken Brody (via X17 Online)

Jul 27th

But Ranting Is My Chosen Artform!

Disgruntled woman: Did you get my e-mail? Boss: Yes, but you’re so consistently negative I...

Jul 27th

And Still Had Time to Paint My Apartment

Manager: So, how was your weekend? Intern: Good. I cheated on my boyfriend with two guys. Chicago,...

Jul 27th

Paris Strikes a Pose (via X17 Online)

Jul 27th

Britney Update: Camera Craziness! (via X17 Online)

Jul 27th

Pete and Ashlee Get Down to Urth (via X17 Online)

Jul 27th

Nicole Going to the Pokey - But is she Preggers? (via X17...

Jul 27th

What A Funk-Up! (via X17 Online)

Jul 27th

Beckhams Make Good (via X17 Online)

Jul 27th

Been Feeling a Bit Queer All Day

English coworker: I’m just going outside to suck on a fag. Irvine, California Overheard by:...

Jul 27th

Listen, Lucy, with Your Body Fat, It Was...

HR peon in charge of sexual harassment issues: Lucy*, it’s so good to see you! I didn’t...

Jul 27th

The Weighing of the Liver Was My...

Coworker to intern: So, how was the autopsy? Did you have a good time? Norristown, Pennsylvania...

Jul 27th

Britney’s Vegas Fracas - Details Coming! (via X17...

Jul 27th

We’re Seeing Red! (via X17 Online)

Jul 27th

The Texas Supreme Court Docket Has It...

Office peon on phone: It’s got everything — sex toys, dumb people, oil companies…...

Jul 27th

Penelope & Bono, Sittin’ In A Tree… (via X17...

Jul 26th

Paris is High (via X17 Online)

Jul 26th

Eva Givin’ Us A Feva (via X17 Online)

Jul 26th

She’s Finally Given Birth! (via X17 Online)

Jul 26th

What’s A Girl To Les Deux? (via X17 Online)

Jul 26th

While You Were STILL Sleeping… (via X17 Online)

Jul 26th

What Have You Done With Nicky Hilton? (via X17 Online)

Jul 26th

Rumer Involved In Drug Bust! (via X17 Online)

Jul 26th

Something’s Fishy… (via X17 Online)

Jul 26th

What Gall He Has

Office manager in transplant center, slamming down phone): How dare he call me about heart when I...

Jul 26th

Where’s Tony? (via X17 Online)

Jul 26th

Guess Who Lights Up Our Lives (via X17 Online)

Jul 26th

At Least, We Think It Will Be Them

Boss on phone to wife: Yes, they’ll be in this evening. Well, afternoon-ish… Probably in...

Jul 26th

Not the Worst Wedding Toast Ever...

Boss: It’s been a great week, except for the rash. Philadelphia, Pennsylvania Alsome...

Jul 26th

While You Were Sleeping… (via X17 Online)

Jul 26th

Lindsay’s Most Infamous Assistant ID’d! (via X17...

Jul 26th

Matt and Ben Together Again! (via X17 Online)

Jul 26th

Actually, They All Lived Together...

Employee: The first time it was with my friend— no, wait, my ex-friend. Then the second time...

Jul 26th

I Mean, I Am Your... Line, Please?

Waiter: Señorita, would you like something to drink? Guest: Si, a mojito, please. Waiter: Muy bien....

Jul 26th

Britney Praying for Relief From OK!? (via X17 Online)

Jul 26th

In Fact, You Have to Be

Boss: You make too many mistakes! You’re not very consistent at your work. Cube dweller: Well,...

Jul 26th

Puppy Love (via X17 Online)

Jul 26th

When They Came for My Slim Vibe, I...

Coworker #1: Did you read the e-mail from HR about the new Nazi-like, anti-fun internet policy? It...

Jul 26th

Penelope Cruz Hot for BONO??? (via X17 Online)

Jul 26th

I Still Have Half a Savior Left from...

Male peon #1: Does anybody want anything from the vending machine? Female peon: Bring me back some...

Jul 26th

Dina to the Rescue??? (via X17 Online)

Jul 26th

Meet The Boo-khams! (via X17 Online)

Jul 26th

Britney Shoots Her Cover? (via X17 Online)

Jul 26th

I, Um, Think I'm Late for a Meeting

Trashy coworker: Don’t ya hate when you’re on the rag and your husband rolls over in the...

Jul 26th

Ashlee & Nicole: Both Pregnant? (via X17 Online)

Jul 25th

Newly Married and Already Out With Another Man??? (via X17...

Jul 25th

What the ‘Zel? (via X17 Online)

Jul 25th

Cox Rox! (via X17 Online)

Jul 25th

Red, White & Dog (via X17 Online)

Jul 25th

While You Were Sleeping… (via X17 Online)

Jul 25th

Small Forward Has Big Heart (via X17 Online)

Jul 25th

Ludacris Rolls Out (via X17 Online)

Jul 25th

Oh, I Try to Keep My Hand In

Photographer: Okay, I took pictures of the reigning Woody the Woodchuck and the two that are aiming...

Jul 25th

Daddy’s Little Girl Loves…Grocery Shopping? (via...

Jul 25th

Cisco’s Nuts! (via X17 Online)

Jul 25th

Michelle: “I’m So Not Drunk!” (via X17...

Jul 25th

Paris In Funeral Black (via X17 Online)

Jul 25th

Walker ‘Round The Clock (via X17 Online)

Jul 25th

Without Laughing My Ass Off

Coworker angrily hanging up: Geez! What is wrong with these customers?! I’m trying to watch a...

Jul 25th

Jessica Cashes Out (via X17 Online)

Jul 25th

The Other Heiress (via X17 Online)

Jul 25th

Barry: Can I Get Up Now?

Admin assistant: Don’t worry, I’m on top of Barry*. Sales assistant: … What was...

Jul 25th

Either That or He's Dutch

Cube dweller #1, complaining about printer repair guy: No one can understand what he’s saying!...

Jul 25th

Eva Wings It (via X17 Online)

Jul 25th

Lady In White (via X17 Online)

Jul 25th

The Rangers Go Recruiting Again

Values trainer, on being equal opportunity employer: … And, just so you know, the Midwest...

Jul 25th

Has Paris Changed Her Ways? (via X17 Online)

Jul 25th

“Do You Take This Woman To Be Your Lawfully Wedded...

Jul 25th

That's Why It's a Little Lopsided in the...

Receptionist: In my head I get banged all the time! Côte-des-Neiges Road Montreal Canadia Overheard...

Jul 25th

“Circling Around”? (via X17 Online)

Jul 25th

Somebody's Just Asking for a Circular...

Office peon #1: Gah, if I could just tell Excel what I want, it’d be so easy. ‘Do...

Jul 25th

From Midfield To Maxfield (via X17 Online)

Jul 25th

If They Happen to Get Motivated, That...

Service manager: We are not here to motivate employees. We are here to make them do their jobs....

Jul 25th

We Prefer "Like a Baby on a Cobra"

Guy on video conference: I’ll be on it like a pit bull on a third grader. 55 Water Street New...

Jul 25th

Poor Thing - A Lindsay Lohan Recap! (via X17 Online)

Jul 24th

David And Posh Go Out For A Nosh (via X17 Online)

Jul 24th

Still Ruling Her Dynasty (via X17 Online)

Jul 24th

But Where’s Tony? (via X17 Online)

Jul 24th

Lindsay’s Inner Circle (via X17 Online)

Jul 24th

Brangelina Returns Home (via X17 Online)

Jul 24th

Britney’s Tell-All a Disaster? (via X17 Online)

Jul 24th

X17 XCLUSIVE - Paris on Lindsay: That Sucks! (via X17...

Jul 24th

Before I Order I Want You Both to Wash...

Cube rat to another: … Or you could try masturbating five times in one day! Customer, ...

Jul 24th

(Whisper, Whisper) You Mean Those...

Peon, with Asian friend: Boss, I’d like to introduce you to my friend from Charlotte, Amy*....

Jul 24th

So at Least She's Being Safe

Colleague, about her cat: Ever since I got those balloons delivered to my house on my birthday,...

Jul 24th

Dori’s Story (via X17 Online)

Jul 24th

Reese’s Mystery Date? (via X17 Online)

Jul 24th

How She Lost Her Guy In 10 Months (via X17 Online)

Jul 24th

Paris Speaks Out About Lindsay! (via X17 Online)

Jul 24th

Can They Hear Us from Here?

Intercom: This is an announcement: check your phones to see if they have a dial tone. If they...

Jul 24th

God Love Her! (via X17 Online)

Jul 24th

Back To Berlin! (via X17 Online)

Jul 24th

We Just Gotta Esc (via X17 Online)

Jul 24th

Mugging for the Camera (via X17 Online)

Jul 24th

You're Not Doing It Right, Then

Male peon to another: Now I have to go and wash my butt, and that’s no fun! 1176 Crooks Road...

Jul 24th

Britney’s Fan Club (via X17 Online)

Jul 24th

Just Like Popular Music

Office girl #1: White chocolate is such a sham. They take out the best part. Office girl #2: The...

Jul 24th

Told You We Should've Asked for an...

Woman pushing baby carriage: Bob*, I think it’s dead. Bob: Nah, it just needs a charge. 530...

Jul 24th

You Know How Many Drinks $10,000 Will...

Lady peon: My husband’s doctor told him that his liver is so bad that he has to quit drinking,...

Jul 24th

X17 XCLUSIVE - Lindsay Offered X17 Photos For Cash! (via X17...

Jul 24th

LINDSAY ARRESTED FOR DUI - AGAIN! (via X17 Online)

Jul 24th

Explains How Full House Stayed on the...

Coworker #1: Did you watch The Office last night? Coworker #2: Yeah, but I was pretty high, so I...

Jul 24th

Workout, Shop, Repeat (via X17 Online)

Jul 23rd

Does Tara Reid Have A Classy Twin? (via X17 Online)

Jul 23rd

Tony Doesn’t Look Too Happy (via X17 Online)

Jul 23rd

You Stay Classy, Victoria Silvstedt (via X17 Online)

Jul 23rd

Baywatch: The Next Generation (via X17 Online)

Jul 23rd

Kate Hudson & Robin Tunney Enjoy Showering Together (via...

Jul 23rd

They're Bringing the Hat with a Buckle...

Old hag customer: Isn’t that one of those pilgrims from just South of here? She’s ugly...

Jul 23rd

If There Were a Sports Illustrated Mens Swimsuit Edition...

Jul 23rd

From Ocean’s 13 To This? (via X17 Online)

Jul 23rd

Won’t You Be Lindsay’s Neighbor? (via X17...

Jul 23rd

All That Glitters… (via X17 Online)

Jul 23rd

That's Where the Magnifyning Glasses...

Bimbette #1: We are so lucky we can’t have forest fires here in Georgia. Teacher: Forest fires...

Jul 23rd

Plus, We'll Get Utilities and Free...

Waitress #1: I can’t tuck this corner. I suck at folding napkins. Waitress #2: We should just...

Jul 23rd

Be It Ever So Humble… (via X17 Online)

Jul 23rd

Lindsay Goes From Sweet to Sultry (via X17 Online)

Jul 23rd

Jack Wagner Picks Up A Hot Blonde At The Beach (via X17...

Jul 23rd

Thank Goodness for That Shirt! (via X17 Online)

Jul 23rd

Okay, Gotta Go --They Just Dipped My...

Lady peon to males making farting noises: Please! I am on the phone with my dad! [Into phone] No,...

Jul 23rd

Oh, How Does Anyone Get Anything?

Clinician: Can you call the ER to tell them that this patient cannot be moved due to an infection?...

Jul 23rd

Jen, Ben and Vi Hit the Farmer’s Market (via X17...

Jul 23rd

Check Out Eva’s Big Package (via X17 Online)

Jul 23rd

Heath’s a Hooker? (via X17 Online)

Jul 23rd

Fierce! (via X17 Online)

Jul 23rd

His Business Model Is Predicated on...

Bimbette: Do you have any, like, advice for the test? Tutor: Yeah — if you get a fraction,...

Jul 23rd

She's Like Nicole Richie in That Respect

Female TA: When I went upstairs I saw this cake being thrown across the room. Male TA: A cake?...

Jul 23rd

The Fresh Princes Of the Palisades? (via X17 Online)

Jul 23rd

The Fresh Princes Of Bel Air (via X17 Online)

Jul 23rd

Its Melody Is Semisweet

Trainer: ‘Charismatic.’ That’s onomatopoeic. Employee: What? Trainer:...

Jul 23rd

I Shall Call Them "One" and "Two"

Cube dweller: I’m having two feelings in one day, which is unheard of. 1301 Central Street...

Jul 23rd

Julia’s New Bundle Of Baby (via X17 Online)

Jul 23rd

14 Or 40? - You Decide! (via X17 Online)

Jul 23rd

In The Army Now? (via X17 Online)

Jul 22nd

Britney: A Good Mother (via X17 Online)

Jul 22nd

Heather & Hasselhoff: Back On The Beach! (via X17...

Jul 22nd

Two? Nope, Three! (via X17 Online)

Jul 22nd

Lindsay Draws Attention Away From Her Booze Bracelet (via...

Jul 22nd

X17 XCLUSIVE - Where’s Alli? (via X17 Online)

Jul 21st

Have Marcia Cross’ Hats Taken Over The World? (via X17...

Jul 21st

Ahoy There, Momma’s Boy! (via X17 Online)

Jul 21st

The Week In Britney! (via X17 Online)

Jul 20th

America’s Former Top Models (via X17 Online)

Jul 20th

Have Paris & Linds Truly Reformed? (via X17 Online)

Jul 20th

Something in the Water (via X17 Online)

Jul 20th

Paris At Giorgio Baldi! (via X17 Online)

Jul 20th

Heidi Got Her Hair Did? (via X17 Online)

Jul 20th

Dr. Strangelove Left Out That Part

Receptionist #1: Well, it’s not like you need the money. Receptionist #2: I could use it,...

Jul 20th

How to Come Out to Your Parents in One...

Little boy to mom: You know what I like to suck? Clothing store, Polaris Mall Columbus, Ohio...

Jul 20th

Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell (via X17 Online)

Jul 20th

Salon Wars (via X17 Online)

Jul 20th

But I'm in My Foxhole!

Engineer to another: Well, if you’re out of ammunition, then you must be an atheist. 2400...

Jul 20th

I Told Them They Needed to Get at Lest...

Chick on cell: So, I’m clearing room in the back for more stock, and those fuckers have a case...

Jul 20th

L.C. Takes a Dip (via X17 Online)

Jul 20th

Matty’s Finally Covering Up… (via X17 Online)

Jul 20th

Has Also Locked Herself Inside It

Temp at day’s end finding her car’s been running since lunch: Oh, my! I must have...

Jul 20th

A Female Rocky! (via X17 Online)

Jul 20th

Britney Gets Back (via X17 Online)

Jul 20th

But Without Tom?! (via X17 Online)

Jul 20th

Britney On The Set! (via X17 Online)

Jul 20th

Lindsay Turns Herself In (via X17 Online)

Jul 20th

... The Filly's Skedaddled

Cube rat: Well, yeah, but by the time I get my chaps on… You know… 5700 Thurston Avenue...

Jul 20th

He Knows the Geography of the Starship...

Tech support guy: So, your city is spelled C-A-M-B-R-I-D-G-E? Office girl: Yes, that’s...

Jul 20th

Isn't That an Adam Sandler Movie?

Coworker #1, shadowboxing and humming: Dom, duh-duh, dom. Coworker #2: Are you singing Eye of the...

Jul 20th

Get Sober, Write a Book, Yada Yada Yada

Office grunt: These days if you don’t find your passion as a kid you’ll end up a drug...

Jul 20th

The Blonde Leading The Brunette (via X17 Online)

Jul 19th

All Work and No Play for Daimon! (via X17 Online)

Jul 19th

Is K-Fed Making a New Record Deal? (via X17 Online)

Jul 19th

Who’s Her ‘Bu? (via X17 Online)

Jul 19th

Britney’s Music Video?! (via X17 Online)

Jul 19th

While YOU Were Sleeping! (via X17 Online)

Jul 19th

I'll Refer You to the Hackers' Bible...

IT guy: I don’t know about your god, but my god says it’s okay. Stamford, Connecticut ...

Jul 19th

Superman, Superdad! (via X17 Online)

Jul 19th

Lindsay’s Got The Blues (via X17 Online)

Jul 19th

Worth a Lot of Money on the Right...

Coworker #1, whose initials don’t include ‘P’: Oh, that personalized stationery...

Jul 19th

Where the Money Was

Cube dweller on phone: Hi, boss, we just got robbed! Manager: Oh my god! Where? Parade Suva Fiji...

Jul 19th

Guess Who Wants Their MTV? (via X17 Online)

Jul 19th

Flying The Friendly Skies In A Not-So-Friendly Jet (via X17...

Jul 19th

Britney’s K-Fed Is… An Artist? (via X17 Online)

Jul 19th

The B Factor (via X17 Online)

Jul 19th

That Thing Filled Up Years Ago!

European boss: Okay, James* — make reservations for us at the Mayflower. American lab member...

Jul 19th

The Zen Oven Is Generally...

Manager on phone with refrigeration company: That oven that never comes on but is always on? It...

Jul 19th

Rules Of Engagement (via X17 Online)

Jul 19th

We've Already Got the Pooper-Scoopers

Coworker #1: Actually, John* had this idea that all of us who have young kids should bring them into...

Jul 19th

Jessica Alba Loves Her Fans (via X17 Online)

Jul 19th

We Know a Lot of Places Where It Isn't,...

Supervisor: Did you find that part? Coworker: No. Supervisor: Well, where is it? Flagstaff, Arizona...

Jul 19th

At Least She’s Wearing A Bra! (via X17 Online)

Jul 19th

Note to Paris: Time for a New Weave (via X17 Online)

Jul 19th

A Day In The Life Of Victoria Beckham (via X17 Online)

Jul 19th

The Less I Know about Christmas, the...

Blonde desk assistant: When is Christmas this year? Editor: Tuesday, I think. Blonde desk assistant:...

Jul 19th

So We'll Have Her Train You

Underling #1: Am I fired? Boss: No, ‘cause then we’d have to hire her, and she’s...

Jul 19th

Britney Bares All! - Now With XCLUSIVE Video! (via X17...

Jul 19th

Britney Bares All! (via X17 Online)

Jul 19th

X17 XCLUSIVE - Dancing Machine (via X17 Online)

Jul 18th

Paris Hilton’s Taco (via X17 Online)

Jul 18th

Celebrity Street Style - Wide Leg Jeans (via X17 Online)

Jul 18th

Is She Really That Popular? (via X17 Online)

Jul 18th

Brit Gets Ready For Her Closeup (via X17 Online)

Jul 18th

I Mean, I Don't Think So...

Office grunt #1: Hey! So, you’re back in the office, eh? Where were you last week? Office...

Jul 18th

Is He Manorexic? (via X17 Online)

Jul 18th

It Says, "If I See You I Will Kill You"

Admin: I am going to heaven! Boss: What makes you think that? Admin: I wrote my brother a letter....

Jul 18th

The Odds Are Against It

Customer: Do you guys have any rooms available? Front desk: No, sir. Unfortunately, we are...

Jul 18th

While You Were Sleeping… (via X17 Online)

Jul 18th

He’s Manorexic! (via X17 Online)

Jul 18th

Who’s Bigger: Naomi Or Salma? (via X17 Online)

Jul 18th

Unless It's Bait, Sucker!

Student to another, after grabbing cookie from unattended table: What?! They left them out!...

Jul 18th

It Comes and Goes

Patient: I’m worried about this birthmark. Doctor: Birthmark, you say? How long have you had...

Jul 18th

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