A Lesson A Day Tumblelog

X17 XCLUSIVE - Britney’s Mom Talks To X17 Again (via...

Jul 2nd

X17 XCLUSIVE - Cam’s On Vacay With Her Married Man!...

Jul 1st

Linsday’s Transition Time (via X17 Online)

Jul 1st

Lindsay’s Transition Time (via X17 Online)

Jul 1st

Matthew - Still Surfing, Still Mmm Mmm Good (via X17 Online)

Jul 1st

Britney’s New Bitch (via X17 Online)

Jul 1st

Eva And Tony Go Buck Wild Before Their Wedding! (via X17...

Jul 1st

Where’s Britney’s New Man? (via X17 Online)

Jun 30th

Is She Going To Prom? (via X17 Online)

Jun 30th

Smoking Does A Body Good! (via X17 Online)

Jun 30th

A Little Game Of… (via X17 Online)

Jun 30th

Lookin’ Wicked, Jess! (via X17 Online)

Jun 30th

BRITNEY’S NEW MAN?!!! (via X17 Online)

Jun 30th

Amber Lee is the Obama Girl

Jun 30th

Pregnant Lady Glow (via X17 Online)

Jun 29th

Michelle Loves Her Bitch (via X17 Online)

Jun 29th

Also While You Were Sleeping… (via X17 Online)

Jun 29th

Playing Hide And Seek? (via X17 Online)

Jun 29th

While You Were Sleeping… (via X17 Online)

Jun 29th

Seriously, Just Shoot Me (via X17 Online)

Jun 29th

Cinematic Showdown (via X17 Online)

Jun 29th

X17 XCLUSIVE - Britney Update - A New Man, A New Agent, A...

Jun 29th

I Love Denny's

Developer to business analyst: Well, if I get herpes, it tasted really good. 3600 American Boulevard...

Jun 29th

This Is Actually a Great Segue to Your...

Manager: At this point we’re only hiring servers who I know will do a really great job....

Jun 29th

That Mathy Stuff Frightens Me

Professor: Well, then I saw that there were equations involved, so I freaked out. 3400 North Charles...

Jun 29th

Why Can’t We Be Friends? (via X17 Online)

Jun 29th

Still The Man! (via X17 Online)

Jun 29th

The Lady In White (via X17 Online)

Jun 29th

How Bleu Cheese Dressing Was Invented

Cube dweller: The ranch is very weird today. Not weird-bad, but weird-tangy. It’s like they...

Jun 29th

Jessica’s Got The Blues (via X17 Online)

Jun 29th

Stupid Bitch. Lucky Me.

Bitter CSR: She got some flowers delivered… I should take them — I bet she...

Jun 29th

You Really Don't Need a Monster Truck in...

Office peon #1: I went to see monster trucks. Office peon #2: I can’t see you watching monster...

Jun 29th

Dog Show Judging Is a Thankless Job

Director: I guess he was too busy measuring gonads. That’s what he does — measures...

Jun 29th

Like Mother, Like Daughter (via X17 Online)

Jun 29th

Mom Vs. Daughter… Vs. Daughter? (via X17 Online)

Jun 29th

The Girl Next Door Shops And Smokes (via X17 Online)

Jun 29th

I'm One Cosmo Quiz Away from Sexual...

Office girl #1: Oh, I love Jane magazine. Office girl #2: What’s that? Office girl #1:...

Jun 29th

And, on Special Occasions, Beer

Worker bee: In a perfect world everyone should smell like pizza. Hemel Hempstead UK Overheard by:...

Jun 29th

A Lesson A Day is in Manhattan for a long...

Jun 29th

X17 XCLUSIVE - Britney’s Mom Talks! (via X17 Online)

Jun 29th

Paris’ Enlightenment (via X17 Online)

Jun 28th

X17 XCLUSIVE - Britney Gives Her Mom A Love Letter?! (via...

Jun 28th

BREAKING NEWS - BRITNEY SURPRISES HER MOM WITH LEGAL...

Jun 28th

A Run For Her Money! (via X17 Online)

Jun 28th

Thin People Don't Need to Like Their...

Heavy lady #1: God, I’m on this new diet, and I’m having a hard time staying on it....

Jun 28th

Kanye West Doesn’t Care About Pap People (via X17...

Jun 28th

Dustin Hoffman, Method Reader (via X17 Online)

Jun 28th

Now That’s What I Call Grease Lightning! (via X17...

Jun 28th

Skinny Bob Thorton (via X17 Online)

Jun 28th

Kim Kardashian Keeps Her Mouth Closed, Wallet Open (via X17...

Jun 28th

She Attended the Finest Charm Schools...

Suit on cell: Did you hear that she peed her pants in the bar? Yes, I am talking about the girl who...

Jun 28th

They'd Look Like Mating Coral Snakes

Grunt #1: Jack* and Cindy* both wore maroon shirts and pinstripe pants to work today. Grunt #2:...

Jun 28th

She’s Expensive, Tony! (via X17 Online)

Jun 28th

The Return Of Girl Power! (via X17 Online)

Jun 28th

Um, Hmmm -- Mood Elevators? Second...

Sales lady: Hello. Crazy lady: Don’t you talk to me! You don’t know me! We don’t...

Jun 28th

We Really Need a Sneeze Guard

Worker bee: Sorry, I got my lesbian juices all over it. 200 West 7th Street Cincinnati, Ohio...

Jun 28th

Charlie’s Favorite Angel (via X17 Online)

Jun 28th

If You're Typing That, Don't Send It...

Coworker in response to email she just got: Oh my god, Sandy*, you stupid whore. Portland, Oregon...

Jun 28th

Lindsay Goes To AA, Church (via X17 Online)

Jun 28th

All In The Family (via X17 Online)

Jun 28th

Witherspoon Does The W (via X17 Online)

Jun 28th

And If We Hit the Wall, Keep Going

Boss: I really want us to go the whole 11 yards on this. Employees: [Silence.] Boss: Oh, sorry!...

Jun 28th

You See the Shovel under Glass That Says...

Worker on phone: It’s covered in poo — what do I do?! Fancy chocolate store, Stony Point...

Jun 28th

Paris Does Larry, Not Drugs (via X17 Online)

Jun 28th

They Won't Know and I Won't Tell

Coworker #1: I brought these back from vacation. Would you like to try a chocolate-covered ant?...

Jun 28th

Word of the Day: greige

Jun 28th

Britney Loves Special K (via X17 Online)

Jun 27th

Have You RSVP’d Yet? (via X17 Online)

Jun 27th

Lindsay: Still Working (Out) (via X17 Online)

Jun 27th

This Town Is Full Of Sickos (via X17 Online)

Jun 27th

And I Wrote for SNL During Those Crappy...

Coworker #1: Hey, can you download this script for me: ‘I’m in Hell.’ Coworker #2:...

Jun 27th

Together In Spirit (Now With Video!) (via X17 Online)

Jun 27th

Walking The Line (via X17 Online)

Jun 27th

While You Were Sleeping… (via X17 Online)

Jun 27th

Mariah Carey Gets All Up In Paris’ Crill (via X17...

Jun 27th

Ah, To Be A Hilton! (via X17 Online)

Jun 27th

Candid Cam-era (via X17 Online)

Jun 27th

Ready? Okay!

Boss: Put away those pom-poms, young lady — this is a place of business! North Cedar Street...

Jun 27th

Back Up -- Baby Pool Filled with Acid?!

Girl reporter: So he said, ‘I hope you people fall into acid!’ Who wishes that? Guy...

Jun 27th

As If! (via X17 Online)

Jun 27th

Another Ciggy For Lindsay (via X17 Online)

Jun 27th

Only to Women I Really Cared About

Concerned lady coworker: How is Ellen*? Did she find a new job yet? Ellen’s boyfriend: No, she...

Jun 27th

“That’s Right, I’m Getting MARRIED!”...

Jun 27th

Together In Spirit (via X17 Online)

Jun 27th

Didn't You Say That Would Result in...

Cube rat #1: You have the scissors, right? Cube rat #2: Yeah… Cube rat #1: Now cut the yellow...

Jun 27th

The Guilt Trip to Bountiful

Boss: When, in the course of your life, you are traveling to the right you will find that you must...

Jun 27th

Back To Normal For Britney - Plus An Update On Her Album!...

Jun 27th

Who taught you to drive?

Jun 27th

Ask Any New Yorker

Woman coming in from outside: It’s really human out there. Man: Yeah — it’s not...

Jun 27th

And Each Evening I Hose Down the...

Manager on phone: Yeah, I’ve got a little apartment on the gay side of the French quarter....

Jun 27th

Water And Cigarettes For Robbie (via X17 Online)

Jun 27th

When Nuns Teach Sex Ed

Customer service rep: I don’t know what that is, but let me explain it to you. Wallingford,...

Jun 27th

Atlas of Life Expectancy Worldwide

Jun 27th

Who Won “Set The Girls Free” Night? (via X17...

Jun 26th

They Still Don’t Miss A Thing (via X17 Online)

Jun 26th

Another Hot Mama! (via X17 Online)

Jun 26th

The Governator Goes Green? (via X17 Online)

Jun 26th

Talk To The Hand? (via X17 Online)

Jun 26th

Keys, Please! (via X17 Online)

Jun 26th

Cameron’s Got A Brand New Bag (via X17 Online)

Jun 26th

Army Recruiters Are Born, Not Made

Little kid: Hey, you want to come to my birthday party? It’s all about hunting and killing and...

Jun 26th

While You Were Sleeping… (via X17 Online)

Jun 26th

Lindsay Hits The Road, Smells The Roses (via X17 Online)

Jun 26th

By Then It's Too Late

Lady peon: What do you call those cows that you eat? 114 New Street Atlanta, Georgia Overheard by:...

Jun 26th

Britney Takes Her Show On The Road (via X17 Online)

Jun 26th

Who Is Jessica Getting Hot(ter) For? (via X17 Online)

Jun 26th

Eva Puts The Cartier Before The Horse (via X17 Online)

Jun 26th

Dinner, Roses And Lynwood (via X17 Online)

Jun 26th

Almost Everyone's, I Think

Waiter: Is it your birthday today? Customer: No. Waiter: Oh, sorry. It’s just that there are a...

Jun 26th

So How Old Are You, Loser-Boy?

Drone #1: Hey, where were you Saturday night? The ladies were all up on this. Drone #2: I went to a...

Jun 26th

They Only Come Out At Night (via X17 Online)

Jun 26th

But I Understand That Hooters Girls Can...

Senior director to group of scientists: Well, it’s not like they’re just licking each...

Jun 26th

But Since You're Standing Right Here, I...

Boss: Can we talk for a few minutes? Colleague: In a minute. I need to finish writing nasty emails...

Jun 26th

And He Said, "I'd Prefer Reparations"

White HR director: I’ve never touched someone’s head like that before! I touched it, and...

Jun 26th

Experimental Doritos: X-13D. I name them...

Jun 26th

Isn't Everyone's?

Photographer: Are you saying my cock is funny? Culver City, California Overheard by: LaLa Land ...

Jun 26th

PARIS GETS SPRUNG! (via X17 Online)

Jun 26th

Paris’ Stride Of Pride (via X17 Online)

Jun 26th

And He's Not a Cop!

Name-dropper: I know a guy who’s been on Cops twice! Indianapolis, Indiana Overheard by:...

Jun 26th

X17 XCLUSIVE - WELCOME HOME, PARIS! (via X17 Online)

Jun 26th

An Audience Fit For A Prince (via X17 Online)

Jun 25th

What Would Bree Buy? (via X17 Online)

Jun 25th

Charlize: Undercover (via X17 Online)

Jun 25th

PARIS - ONE MORE DAY! (via X17 Online)

Jun 25th

Red Carpet Moms & Daughters (via X17 Online)

Jun 25th

While You Were Sleeping… (via X17 Online)

Jun 25th

And FEMA Said They'd Take a Couple of...

Cube dweller: Dude, there’s like fucking rivers coming out of my uterus. 850 Broadway Medford,...

Jun 25th

Is Kimora An Almost Perfect Wife For Djimon? (via X17...

Jun 25th

Orange You Glad We Spotted Denise Richards? (via X17 Online)

Jun 25th

IS PARIS FREE?! (via X17 Online)

Jun 25th

Britney Goes Back To Her Roots (via X17 Online)

Jun 25th

You'd Think We'd Have Made Peace with...

Cube rat #1: Damn, you had braces for seven years and your teeth are still that fucked up? Cube rat...

Jun 25th

But I Speak a Smattering of Moron

Coworker on phone: No, sir, I am not an idiot. Chicago, Illinois Alsome | Thumbs up | Thumbs...

Jun 25th

She’s Got It In The Bag (via X17 Online)

Jun 25th

The Couple That Flaunts Together… (via X17 Online)

Jun 25th

The Duffs Do Dinner (via X17 Online)

Jun 25th

Eating For Two? (via X17 Online)

Jun 25th

Paris “Is Not Happy” (via X17 Online)

Jun 25th

Pregnant Women Have Curves (via X17 Online)

Jun 25th

... In a Hypothetical World Where I Play...

Coworker #1: We should start a D&D game. Coworker #2: Yeah. Let’s ask Ben* if he wants to...

Jun 25th

In Totally Unrelated News, My Voodoo...

Office peon on phone: Hey, you know what? I have even more Earth-shattering news for you. Apparently...

Jun 25th

You Always Take a Weird Exit off the...

Bible-thumping coworker: It’s my son’s 35th birthday today. I can’t believe my...

Jun 25th

Lindsay Goes To The Movies (via X17 Online)

Jun 25th

99 Problems, But A Fish Ain’t One (via X17 Online)

Jun 25th

Time for a Conversation with Jessica...

Hardhat: Don’t eat the tuna salad in the cafeteria. It made me throw up. Suit: Food poisoning...

Jun 25th

Matthew McConaughey Catches Like A Pro (via X17 Online)

Jun 25th

The Real Battle Is between Flesh and...

Coworker #1: So how did your tennis match go last night? Brad*: Um, I’d rather not talk about...

Jun 25th

Misplaced Meadow Experiment RESULTS

Jun 25th

Penelo’ Yellow (via X17 Online)

Jun 25th

Internet, Eh?

Client: Who owns the Internet? Sales guy: Nobody. Client: Well, somebody’s making money! Web...

Jun 25th

X17 XCLUSIVE - BRITNEY SET TO FILE FOR RESTRAINING ORDER...

Jun 25th

Spooky! (via X17 Online)

Jun 24th

X17 XCLUSIVE - Britney’s Brunette! (via X17 Online)

Jun 24th

While You Were Sleeping… (via X17 Online)

Jun 24th

Where In The World Is Britney Spears? (via X17 Online)

Jun 24th

Larry Birkhead Smiles For The Camera (via X17 Online)

Jun 24th

Why Is Brit In A Bad Mood? (via X17 Online)

Jun 23rd

Suck On THIS! (via X17 Online)

Jun 23rd

Paris To Be A Free Woman On Tuesday! (via X17 Online)

Jun 23rd

Cam’s Fashion Faux Pas (via X17 Online)

Jun 23rd

Cam’s Fashion Faux Pas (via X17 Online)

Jun 23rd

Paris’ Countdown To Freedom… And TV Interviews...

Jun 22nd

While You Were Sleeping… (via X17 Online)

Jun 22nd

We Don't Allow Any Outside Food or...

Employee: Welcome to ABC Theaters*. What can I do for you today? Collegiate: Do you have a student...

Jun 22nd

Hot Fun In The Summertime (via X17 Online)

Jun 22nd

She’ll Never Be A Monster To Us (via X17 Online)

Jun 22nd

The Boys Of Summer (via X17 Online)

Jun 22nd

Because She Said So (via X17 Online)

Jun 22nd

Luck O’ The Irish (via X17 Online)

Jun 22nd

John Travolta Still Draws A Crowd (via X17 Online)

Jun 22nd

Visit Lapland - Leave The Wife At Home (via X17 Online)

Jun 22nd

Au Revoir, Steven (via X17 Online)

Jun 22nd

Nixed Greens

Coworker #1: I am going across the street to get something to eat. Do you ladies want anything?...

Jun 22nd

Well, She Shouldn’t Be So Pretty! (via X17 Online)

Jun 22nd

X17’S FIRST EVER BRITNEY MISSING AUDIO CONTEST! (via...

Jun 22nd

Go to Easy Street and Make a U-Turn

Drone #1: I hate moving. My stuff’s everywhere. I’m living in squalor! Drone #2: I...

Jun 22nd

X17 Scares Granddaddy (via X17 Online)

Jun 22nd

Return Of The Gym Bunny (via X17 Online)

Jun 22nd

Eddie’s The Daddy! (via X17 Online)

Jun 22nd

I Refuse to Look and I Refuse to Say

Female coworker to male coworker: Do these pants make me look like I have a penis? Lisbon Street...

Jun 22nd

But First I Want Them to Pay

Young woman: Do you want your patients to die? Older woman: Well, that would be one approach....

Jun 22nd

Paltr-Ow! (via X17 Online)

Jun 22nd

Next Time, Aim Lower Than a Police Car

Woman on phone: What do you mean, you never thought you would get caught in a stolen car?! Columbia...

Jun 22nd

The Not-So-Private Conversation (via X17 Online)

Jun 22nd

There Was Also Some Mention of the...

Former secretary: They fired me! Can you believe that? They fired me because they said I had a...

Jun 22nd

Kylie Pays The Cost(es) To Be The Boss (via X17 Online)

Jun 22nd

Britney Flips For Bird (via X17 Online)

Jun 22nd

In What Capacity, I Will Not Say

IT manager: Sometimes when I’m down and nothing makes any sense, I just pretend I work for...

Jun 22nd

Go Go Gadget Fake-Smile!

Employee, loudly and angrily into walkie: I am implementing customer service now! 620 6th...

Jun 22nd

X17 XCLUSIVE - Source Tells X17 Britney Exploring...

Jun 22nd

Million Dollar Baby! (via X17 Online)

Jun 21st

30 Seconds To Paris (via X17 Online)

Jun 21st

That’s My Joan! (via X17 Online)

Jun 21st

Follicular Madden-ness! (via X17 Online)

Jun 21st

Naomi Watts: Still Pregnant (via X17 Online)

Jun 21st

Tara’s Solo Sole Program (via X17 Online)

Jun 21st

Paid To Shop? (via X17 Online)

Jun 21st

Britney Working Hard at Relaxing (via X17 Online)

Jun 21st

Could You Just Stop Talking about...

Exec assistant: Fuckin’ pregnant chicks… Preggers: I didn’t even get you wet!...

Jun 21st

Somebody's Gotta Do It If We're Gonna...

Tester #1: Don’t mess with me like that. I’m cracked out on Vitamin C. Tester #2: You...

Jun 21st

La Chica Dorada Lookin’ a Little Tarnished (via X17...

Jun 21st

"Real" Means Different Things to...

Trekkie coworker: Dude, at the convention they had light sabers for sale for two hundred dollars....

Jun 21st

Hayden Looks Pissed! (via X17 Online)

Jun 21st

Wonder Woman Lassos Photogs at Mr. Chow (via X17 Online)

Jun 21st

When John Met Penelope (via X17 Online)

Jun 21st

Can I Interest You in These Delicious...

Sales guy, entering a meeting: Sorry I’m late… Director of marketing: You brought...

Jun 21st

...Which, Thanks to Lawrence V. Texas, I...

Female engineer: I need to hear some boy bands. Male coworker: Like ‘N Sync, 98 Degrees,...

Jun 21st

It’s Haal Over For Reese & Jake (via X17 Online)

Jun 21st

Jessica: Always Happy To Oblige (via X17 Online)

Jun 21st

...There Is Prune Juice in Dr. Pepper

Boss: In my opinion, which is 100% correct… Prague Czech Republic Alsome | Thumbs up |...

Jun 21st

4 Spoilers: HARRY POTTER ENDING. For real.

Jun 21st

Kelly Clarkson Has Car Trouble, Tour Trouble (via X17...

Jun 21st

X17 XCLUSIVE - Rehab’s a Day at the Beach (via X17...

Jun 21st

Chinese Hamster Gynecologists?

Minion: Do you seriously want to go off on a Chinese hamster ovary tangent? I mean, who gives a...

Jun 21st

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Jun 21st

Who’s Your Baby Daddy? (via X17 Online)

Jun 21st

Guess Who’s Piggin’ Out (via X17 Online)

Jun 21st

Went Right Through a Stop Sign

Clerk #1: Sorry, I’m a little dyslexic. Clerk #2: My dog died of dyslexia! 1901 Avenue of the...

Jun 21st

Taking Care Of Brit-ness (via X17 Online)

Jun 21st

MacGyver: After Hours

Supervisor: Well, if that’s the case, all I need is a panda, a gun, and a bottle of wine....

Jun 21st

Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay! (via X17 Online)

Jun 21st

Sicko: Thank you, unknown reader

Jun 21st

Suri Searches For Seashells Down by the Seashore (via X17...

Jun 20th

We’re the #24 Wordpress Blog (as of right...

Jun 20th

The (Ex) Bride Wore White (via X17 Online)

Jun 20th

Who’s Hollywood’s Hottest New MILF? (via X17...

Jun 20th

Kylie Goes Caj @ Collette (via X17 Online)

Jun 20th

Do The Sunglasses Hide Her Shame? (via X17 Online)

Jun 20th

Except for This Incubus Growing Inside...

Coworker: Are you okay? Pregnant woman having contraction: Nothing fell out, so I’m good. Navy...

Jun 20th

Lovers In The Backseat (via X17 Online)

Jun 20th

An Early Wedding Celebration? (via X17 Online)

Jun 20th

Can We Rinse Our Minds before Continuing...

Elevator girl: I rode in the weenie mobile last night! Elevator guy: Is that a euphemism? Elevator...

Jun 20th

Hey, Paula (via X17 Online)

Jun 20th

Britney Update! (via X17 Online)

Jun 20th

Tom Cruise: Not The Marryin’ Kind (via X17 Online)

Jun 20th

In Da (Book) Club (via X17 Online)

Jun 20th

I Think You'll Like the Results

Boss : What is that red thing on top of a rooster’s head called? I can’t find a...

Jun 20th

Another One Ready to Pop! (via X17 Online)

Jun 20th

Bush n’ Switch (via X17 Online)

Jun 20th

How Could She Resist? (via X17 Online)

Jun 20th

It Bubbled a Little and Then Burned

Business architect: I felt the difference once it was in my mouth! 120 Fairview Park Virginia ...

Jun 20th

Or Sticking It Up Your Nose

Sales guy: Oh, crap! I left the cap off my Sharpie last night! [Tries it on paper] Oh, no! What can...

Jun 20th

Tara Drunk on Love? (via X17 Online)

Jun 20th

Nicole Dodges a Bullet - For Now! (via X17 Online)

Jun 20th

I Was Like, "Cut the Cord Already,...

Girl #1: So I was about to put my tongue in… Girl #2: Ew, was it hairy? Girl #1: Yeah, but his...

Jun 20th

None of Your Trendy Rat Milk for Me

Designer: I just don’t trust anything that doesn’t come out of a cow! Newspaper...

Jun 20th

“Alli-cat” Get it? LOLZ!

Jun 20th

Sicko: Alli “treatment effects” are almost as...

Jun 20th

Kylie Reunites With Dog (via X17 Online)

Jun 20th

But He's Buying All the Missiles We...

Sales guy: He was from another country. A made-up country, though. 8220 England Street Charlotte,...

Jun 20th

Guess Who Likes To Look at Hot Guys? (via X17 Online)

Jun 20th

Wait, No - That's Why I'm Afraid of Fire

Woman: You know I’m afraid of birds, don’t you? It’s because of that movie and the...

Jun 20th

Babymania Continues (Sorta) (via X17 Online)

Jun 19th

Flying Solo At Il Sole (via X17 Online)

Jun 19th

One Hot Mama! (via X17 Online)

Jun 19th

X17 XCLUSIVE: Tom And Katie’s Summer Of Fun! (via X17...

Jun 19th

While Lindsay Was Rehabbin’ (via X17 Online)

Jun 19th

Who Encouraged William Shatner to Make a...

Annoyed peon: None of it rhymes! He rhymes ‘lizards’ with ‘chinchillas’ and...

Jun 19th

Back To The Beach For Borat (via X17 Online)

Jun 19th

Ashlee Goes Shopping - Hopefully for a New Style! (via X17...

Jun 19th

Bad Enough We Never Mastered Central...

Trainee: Would you mind closing that window? The cold air is making my skin peel off. London...

Jun 19th

Kate & Her Hubby Get Some on Robertson Blvd. (via X17...

Jun 19th

A Vale-iant Effort (via X17 Online)

Jun 19th

See, Isn't This Better Than the Lincoln...

Enthusiastic teen boy: This is the Borders where Teddy got his handjob! Washington, DC Alsome...

Jun 19th

And the Stamina to Keep It Running?

Old boss: I used to do bad things, you know. Young employee: Really?! Yeah, right. Old boss: Yeah,...

Jun 19th

You're on Thin, Black Ice

White grunt #1: I’m going to the deli. You guys want anything? Black grunt: I’ll wait...

Jun 19th

Who Stood Up The DILF? (via X17 Online)

Jun 19th

How International Incidents Begin

Maintenance guy #1 on cell: Hello? Uh-huh… Uh-huh… Si. Sure, okay [hangs up]....

Jun 19th

Hey, Big Spender (via X17 Online)

Jun 19th

Here We Go Again (via X17 Online)

Jun 19th

Jessica Gets Ripped (via X17 Online)

Jun 19th

Mary-Kate’s Big Snow Job (via X17 Online)

Jun 19th

For The First Time In A Week, Nicole’s Not Showing...

Jun 19th

Have You Been Suffering from Delusions...

Semi-boss: No, I mean, I just misspelled every single word and, like, inverted letters and stuff....

Jun 19th

We’re the #32 Blog Of The Day

Jun 19th

Neither -- I'm Running Ubuntu Linux

Coworker on phone: Do you have a Mac or a real computer? Bowling Green, Ohio Alsome | Thumbs...

Jun 19th

Management Zombies Also Eat the Brains...

Office grunt: I don’t know where he gets it from… No, wait, I know where he gets it from...

Jun 19th

Guess Who Really Needs Her Caffeine? (via X17 Online)

Jun 19th

The Surfer And His Hottie (via X17 Online)

Jun 19th

Sicko: List of Commie Pinko Countries with...

Jun 19th

X17 XCLUSIVE: Walk Of Shame Or Stride Of Pride? (via X17...

Jun 18th

We’re the #74 Wordpress Blog

Jun 18th

While Rod Was Marrying… (via X17 Online)

Jun 18th

Bruce Shops With His Girl-Scout (via X17 Online)

Jun 18th

Hilary Vs. Avril: It’s (Not) On (via X17 Online)

Jun 18th

Ashton Flies Solo (via X17 Online)

Jun 18th

Are You Happy About Any of That?

Coworker: In the 30 years I’ve worked here, I’ve been married more times than I’ve...

Jun 18th

2007 Crystal And Lucy Awards: Red-Carpet Women (via X17...

Jun 18th

Brit Gets Beautified (via X17 Online)

Jun 18th

X17 XCLUSIVE - Paris’ Ping Pong-Gate (via X17 Online)

Jun 18th

Blinded by the Lite Beer

Bearded employee: Man, I think I have beer on my glasses. Anchorage, Alaska Overheard by: Laughing...

Jun 18th

When You Get to the Skin, Stop!

Old lady to young guy during naked model drawing class: Stop undressing her with your eyes! 553...

Jun 18th

It’s a Boy! (via X17 Online)

Jun 18th

I Could Let Her Hurt Feelings Control...

Coworker #1, distraught: I’m leaving now. I probably won’t be back till tomorrow....

Jun 18th

And for a Short Time, He Will Like You...

Female peon: Even if a guy doesn’t like you it’s still nice if you give him a blow job,...

Jun 18th

‘07 Bonnie And Clyde (via X17 Online)

Jun 18th

'07 Bonnie And Clyde

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