A Lesson A Day Tumblelog

Time To Get Scared, Y’all! (via X17 Online)

Oct 31st

Lindsay Leaving A Club! (via X17 Online)

Oct 31st

Lookout For Cars, Sophie! (via X17 Online)

Oct 31st

Crowe Scared of Halloween (via X17 Online)

Oct 31st

99 Problems, But A Leak Ain’t One (via X17 Online)

Oct 31st

While L.C. Was At Les Deux… (via X17 Online)

Oct 31st

Lance Bass Got Married To A Woman - But Just For The Booze?!...

Oct 31st

If You Show Up Dressed As Barney Again,...

Coworker on phone: Just wear your own clothes. Arlington, Virginia Overheard by: DC Diva Alsome...

Oct 31st

Getting Ready For Alli-Ween (via X17 Online)

Oct 31st

Dammit, I'm Looking for Reasons to Do...

Worker bee #1: I don’t know about dating him. I can’t get over the age difference. It...

Oct 31st

And Devote Your Full Attention to It

Peon #1: Did you devote your full attention to this? Peon #2: Bite me. Wausau, Wisconsin Alsome...

Oct 31st

Smokin’ Mama Back in LA (via X17 Online)

Oct 31st

Well, Good Talking in Your General...

Programmer #1: Do you watch Maggie and the Ferocious Beast? Programmer #2: [Silence.] Programmer #1:...

Oct 31st

Christina Holsts Her Tongue About Her Halloween Costume (via...

Oct 31st

Lane Garrison Gets 40 - Months, Not Ounces (via X17 Online)

Oct 31st

If Anyone Asks, We're 10-Year-Old...

Sorority girl #1: I’m just worried we aren’t going to have enough money. Sorority girl...

Oct 31st

Ewwwww! (via X17 Online)

Oct 31st

Britney on Ryan Seacrest! (via X17 Online)

Oct 31st

And She Doesn't Ask Any Questions.

Lady peon to another: Yeah, she lives in Yaphank. She shares her llamas. 789 Park Avenue Huntington,...

Oct 31st

Little Girl Lost (via X17 Online)

Oct 31st

Peek-A-Boo Britney! (via X17 Online)

Oct 31st

Paris Parties 24-7-11 (via X17 Online)

Oct 31st

Despite Anything You May Have Heard

Worker: It’s not chaos, it’s pandemonium. They should call it pandemonium. It’s a...

Oct 31st

... So I Think I'll Vote for Obama...

Engineer: So, apparently she holds out her cell phone to people on the street and says, ‘This...

Oct 31st

Lindsay Lohan’s Press Corps Pisses Off Dad (via X17...

Oct 31st

Beats the Hell Out of Watching Dancing...

Tech #1: So, why did the cops pick you up, again? For dressing like a transvestite? Tech #2: Nah,...

Oct 31st

Good News For Brit Fans! (via X17 Online)

Oct 31st

Has Britney Gone Over to the Darkside? (via X17 Online)

Oct 30th

License To Kill Bike? (via X17 Online)

Oct 30th

Famous? Really? (via X17 Online)

Oct 30th

Gimme More Pizza, Y’all! (via X17 Online)

Oct 30th

Britney To See Her Kids Three Times A Week! (via X17 Online)

Oct 30th

Lindsay Backs Out (via X17 Online)

Oct 30th

And the Makeup Sex Is to Die For

Guest speaker: Domestic violence is hot. Berkeley, California Alsome | Thumbs up | Thumbs...

Oct 30th

Britney Definitely Gives Us More, Y’all! (via X17...

Oct 30th

Pumping Gas With The Stars! (via X17 Online)

Oct 30th

The Queen Shops For a New Castle (via X17 Online)

Oct 30th

Superhero Transparent Man Has Problems...

Male coworker on phone with female worker: Did you get your areolas clean yet? No! Sorry! I meant...

Oct 30th

Apparently, There IS Someone Who Can Resist Brad Pitt (via...

Oct 30th

Shop ‘Til She Drops (via X17 Online)

Oct 30th

The Privilege of Rank

Boss: The thought of it makes me want to throw up, so I thought I’d give it to you. Wausau,...

Oct 30th

Yeah, Fascism Does Have Its Charms

Teacher: You should all go back in time to where I would walk in the room and you all stand up and...

Oct 30th

Is Jessica Doing the “Walk of Shame”? (via X17...

Oct 30th

My Mind Actually Projects It onto the...

Boss: You got hypnotized by the screen saver? IT guy: No, I’m watching porn. This is the only...

Oct 30th

I Knew Letting Dennis Quaid Pilot a Ship...

Cube dweller: Ow, my pancreas! 30 North La Salle Street Chicago, Illinois Alsome | Thumbs up...

Oct 30th

Lilo Lookin Lovely (via X17 Online)

Oct 30th

From Blackout to Cop Out? (via X17 Online)

Oct 30th

Baby Spice Has Arrived! (via X17 Online)

Oct 30th

I Notice You Didn't Mention Anything...

Worker #1: So, what time do you usually stroll into the office in the morning? I’m assuming...

Oct 30th

Hoping to Be Reborn As a Gentile?

Worker bee: Do I smell bacon, or am I just having a really awesome stroke? 175 Remsen Street ...

Oct 30th

Lack of Conscience and Sense of...

Staffer #1: In your view, how are sociopaths and psychopaths different? Staffer #2: Why are you...

Oct 30th

Who’s Scarier? (Part Two!) (via X17 Online)

Oct 29th

Britney Confesses! (via X17 Online)

Oct 29th

Happy Madison (via X17 Online)

Oct 29th

Diana Ross, Flower Child (via X17 Online)

Oct 29th

Her Forehead May Not Change, But Her Mouth Does! (via X17...

Oct 29th

Smoking-Hot? (via X17 Online)

Oct 29th

The Many Faces Of Heidi Klum (via X17 Online)

Oct 29th

What Kind of Flowers?

Black suit on cell: Lemme get this straight — she filed a restraining order against you and...

Oct 29th

... It's Probably Time for a Haircut

Coworker to intern: I mean, not that you’re a terrorist, but… St. Louis, Missouri...

Oct 29th

Is Lindsay Sick? (via X17 Online)

Oct 29th

Camp Out For Blackout! (via X17 Online)

Oct 29th

Stars Abuzz About Bee Movie! (via X17 Online)

Oct 29th

From My Big Book of Conversation Killers

Peon #1: Mmmm… I love these doughnuts. I could even eat them without the icing, the dough is...

Oct 29th

Who’s Scarier? (via X17 Online)

Oct 29th

X17 XCLUSIVE - JESSICA AND OWEN TOGETHER!!!! (via X17...

Oct 29th

Another Zipper Accident, Ed?

Cube dweller: Well, I’m in a curious pickle… Can anyone else see? 8220 England Street...

Oct 29th

Kurt & Goldie Take Their Grandson For A Ryde (via X17...

Oct 29th

Save The Cheerleader Whales (via X17 Online)

Oct 29th

It's a Lovely Chenille

Employee: I didn’t ask to be employee of the month — the mantle was thrust upon me!...

Oct 29th

X17 XCLUSIVE - Madge Stays Mum (via X17 Online)

Oct 29th

Britney Buying Baby Gift…For Xtina!!! (via X17 Online)

Oct 29th

No Wonder the Pages Get Upset with Us

Boss: G-mail chat is like the grown-up, mature version of AIM, even though we still talk about...

Oct 29th

You Know How She Kinda Leaves a Bad...

Suit: You know, this whole process is like making out with your cousin. 350 Madison Avenue New York,...

Oct 29th

More Britney Rumors Denied! (via X17 Online)

Oct 29th

Lindsay Picks Pals Over Partying (via X17 Online)

Oct 29th

Little Berry Baby Bump (via X17 Online)

Oct 29th

X17 XCLUSIVE - Lynne To Pen Tell-All? NOT TRUE! (via X17...

Oct 29th

“It’s Halloween?” (via X17 Online)

Oct 29th

More Halloween Hottness! (via X17 Online)

Oct 29th

Then I Huff Glue in the Supply Closet...

Agent #1: I am really upset today about something I saw on the History Channel… Agent #2: Was...

Oct 29th

Don't Even Get Them Started on Sippy...

Suit #1: What was that? Suit #2: What? Suit #1: You just hid something when I came up. Suit #2: It...

Oct 29th

Alli Flies Solo! - Now With VIDEO! (via X17 Online)

Oct 28th

Alli Flies Solo! (via X17 Online)

Oct 28th

Paris Does Playboy (via X17 Online)

Oct 28th

Christina’s Still Pregnant, Still Getting Bigger! (via...

Oct 28th

X17 XCLUSIVE - Last Tango In Paris Pasadena (via X17 Online)

Oct 28th

Last Tango In ParisPasadena (via X17 Online)

Oct 28th

X17 XCLUSIVE - Jake & Reese Party It Up, Halloween...

Oct 28th

In Case You Missed It … (via X17 Online)

Oct 27th

X17 XCLUSIVE - Britney Parties With Avril! - NOW WITH VIDEO!...

Oct 27th

X17 XCLUSIVE - Britney Parties With Avril! (via X17 Online)

Oct 27th

Is Linsday Giving Up? (via X17 Online)

Oct 27th

Kate’s Practicing Her High Kicks And Jazz Hands (via...

Oct 27th

X17 Senior Edition Part 2 - Someone Issue This Woman A...

Oct 27th

Halle’s Still Hot! (via X17 Online)

Oct 27th

L.C.’s Ex In Jail! (via X17 Online)

Oct 27th

Orange You Glad Jess Wore That Dress? (via X17 Online)

Oct 27th

X17 XCLUSIVE - Sam Says, “She’s in a Great...

Oct 26th

BREAKING NEWS - BRITNEY GETS ONE OVERNIGHT VISIT A WEEK (via...

Oct 26th

INSIDE THE COURTHOUSE: Britney Looks “Somber”,...

Oct 26th

QUEEN B HAS LEFT THE BUILDING! (via X17 Online)

Oct 26th

Britney Arrival on the Scene (via X17 Online)

Oct 26th

Britney’s Arrival on the Scene (via X17 Online)

Oct 26th

Britney’s Courthouse Chaos (via X17 Online)

Oct 26th

Britney Has Arrived! (via X17 Online)

Oct 26th

Kevin Inside the Courthouse (via X17 Online)

Oct 26th

Brit’s Custody Hearing Underway (via X17 Online)

Oct 26th

I'd Like to Push Another Boulder Up a...

Employee #1: If you want to send me your resume, I’ll see if they’re looking to hire...

Oct 26th

For Those Who Are Always Getting...

Coworker #1: You know how there are teachable moments? Coworker #2: Yeah. Coworker #1: Well, there...

Oct 26th

Lindsay Appearing in Another Movie (via X17 Online)

Oct 26th

X17 LIVE - BRITNEY’S COMING TO COURT! (via X17 Online)

Oct 26th

X17 FIRST - Sean and Jayden Go For a Ride Before Mommy &...

Oct 26th

Oh, Sure, Now That You Put It That Way

Coworker #1, carrying on secret relationship with #2: What are you trying to say? Coworker #2:...

Oct 26th

Will Britney Be Videotaped? (via X17 Online)

Oct 26th

No Charges Pursued in Orlando Hit and Run Case (via X17...

Oct 26th

The Statute of Limitations Has Expired

Truck driver: Back in the old days, Larry* used to take bribes, Larry used to give bribes, Larry ran...

Oct 26th

Consumers Resist the Next Generation of...

Worker lady: I told him, ‘You’re not going to get the whole thing in — I have a...

Oct 26th

Jess Dresses To Impress (via X17 Online)

Oct 26th

Last Tango In Hollywood (Now With Video!) (via X17 Online)

Oct 26th

As a Condition of His Parole

Suit #1: Well, what about Harry*? We could put him on the local board. He has a lot of connections...

Oct 26th

Last Tango In Hollywood (via X17 Online)

Oct 26th

X17 LIVE IS BACK! - Britney’s Day In Court! (via X17...

Oct 26th

And We'll Have the Scars to Prove It

Sales person: Hmmm… Are you doing the billing today since Sherry* is out? Trainee: I’m...

Oct 26th

XCLUSIVE: Xtina’s Toying With Our Hearts! (via X17...

Oct 26th

We Will Now Commence with the Floggings

Manager: Okay, creatives, since [creative director] is away this week, I’ve decided to make...

Oct 26th

Someone's Been Listening to State of the...

Waitress #1: What’s with your couple at table five? It’s impossible to tell how old they...

Oct 26th

Since When Is Britney A Swinger? (via X17 Online)

Oct 26th

Public Practice (via X17 Online)

Oct 25th

Call the Police, Jessica’s Outfit Should Be Illegal!...

Oct 25th

Flashback: Halloween ‘06! (via X17 Online)

Oct 25th

Wild Times In Rome For Sean Penn (via X17 Online)

Oct 25th

Ready For A Change In The Weather (via X17 Online)

Oct 25th

Good Thing He Hired That Guy to Express...

Attorney #1: Where’s Stew*? Attorney #2: Getting Botoxed. Attorney #1: Oh, god, not again....

Oct 25th

Celebrity Feud: Nicole Vs. Hilary! (via X17 Online)

Oct 25th

Celebrity Street Style - Trucker Chic (via X17 Online)

Oct 25th

Brit’s Lawyer Doesn’t Want Her to End Up Like...

Oct 25th

Whoever Answers the Phone Will Be Happy...

Office girl on phone: I’m sorry, he’s not in right now. Is there something I can do to...

Oct 25th

All While We Were Supposed to Be Paying...

Preppy student: Hey, do you guys remember that penis enlargement video we watched in business class?...

Oct 25th

Twins! (via X17 Online)

Oct 25th

At Least, I Think That's What It Was

Suit #1: I think my memory has improved since I started taking those Ginkgo biloba tablets. Suit #2:...

Oct 25th

Gwyneth Goes Mose-ying Around (via X17 Online)

Oct 25th

Brit’s Hit-And-Run Charges Dismissed! (via X17 Online)

Oct 25th

Marky-Mark Saves the Day? (via X17 Online)

Oct 25th

Thanks A Mill-ion! (via X17 Online)

Oct 25th

Our Secret Formula -- It's Working!

Coworker: There are people making out on the lawn! [Everyone rushes to window to look.] 8900 Kelso...

Oct 25th

Guess the Jessica (via X17 Online)

Oct 25th

Luckily It Was Faulkner, So Neither of...

Lady peon: So, I was going home on the train the other night, and this drunk guy sat next to me, and...

Oct 25th

Now He's a Christian -- and Not in the...

Boss: Yeah, he was into doing drugs — and not in the good way. San Francisco, California ...

Oct 25th

Cameron Looks Super, Won’t Dish About Cooper (via X17...

Oct 25th

Lynne and Jamie-Lynn Denied!?! (via X17 Online)

Oct 25th

Lindsay’s Lookin’ Smokin’! (via X17...

Oct 25th

Britney Leaves Class, Teaches Paps A Lesson (via X17 Online)

Oct 25th

What Do They Expect at a Snail Salon?

Large customer lady: I leave a big puddle… That’s how people know I’ve been here!...

Oct 25th

Everybody Says That about the Vatican

Suit: It was kind of like Little Red Riding Hood, except with Mexican hookers. Irving, Texas ...

Oct 25th

Britney Leaves Class, Teaches Paps A Lesson (via X17 Online)

Oct 25th

In Case You Missed It! (via X17 Online)

Oct 24th

Jen & Angelina Competing Again! (via X17 Online)

Oct 24th

Hot Housewife? (via X17 Online)

Oct 24th

Like All the Terrorists Have Agreed to...

Older gentleman at counter: So, if my application is approved for the remote entry program, I can...

Oct 24th

Reese Going to Pieces Over Jake? (via X17 Online)

Oct 24th

Xtina & Jordan Get Juvenile (via X17 Online)

Oct 24th

X17 XCLUSIVE - Britney Arrives at the Beverly Hills Hotel...

Oct 24th

We Couldn't Even Give Away the Faux...

Make-up counter girl: … And can I interest you in our free gift? Customer: Sure! What is it?...

Oct 24th

Any Normal Kid in Boy's Town

Smoking peon: I was like any normal kid — give me a Butane Torch, and I’m gonna burn...

Oct 24th

Will Lindsay Stay Pure? (via X17 Online)

Oct 24th

BREAKING NEWS: Britney and Kevin Get a Room! (via X17...

Oct 24th

X17 XCLUSIVE - BRITNEY DIARIES FOR SALE? NOT TRUE, SAYS SAM...

Oct 24th

What? The Man Needs a Branch Manager

Clerk #1: My boss is bad off because he ain’t had a BM for weeks. Clerk #2: Ass-kisser....

Oct 24th

What’s In a Name? (via X17 Online)

Oct 24th

SoCal Fires Hot, Angie Hotter! (via X17 Online)

Oct 24th

The Joke's On You -- Those Are Decoy...

Worker leaving office to coworker on phone: Hurry up or I’m going to poke your Pop-Tarts. 5th...

Oct 24th

For Heidi, Seal’s the Total “Package” (via...

Oct 24th

Tom Roars in Rome (via X17 Online)

Oct 24th

The Basement Is Visibly Firmer

20-something worker #1: You know, I’ve never had a bikini wax. Never. 20-something worker #2:...

Oct 24th

It Takes Two To Tango (via X17 Online)

Oct 24th

Afford Homes

Peon #1: Yeah, I got the printer from this place that sells refurbished computers. Homeless people...

Oct 24th

Is Anybody Prosecuting the Vatican Over...

Communications manager to public relations specialist about sex toy ban in Alabama: Well, we really...

Oct 24th

Tonight's Movie: Sideways

Coworker #1: When she [pregnant supervisor] saw what we did here, she almost had her baby. Coworker...

Oct 24th

Britney’s Fun Faces! (via X17 Online)

Oct 24th

Dita Von Teese, Is That You? (via X17 Online)

Oct 23rd

The Look of Love (via X17 Online)

Oct 23rd

X17 XCLUSIVE - Britney Spends Time With Her Children (via...

Oct 23rd

Do Justin & Jessica Look Happy? (via X17 Online)

Oct 23rd

Mel B Dances Away From Hyde - With Pap’s Camera! (via...

Oct 23rd

To Hear Me Speak Like an Automated...

Pharmacy tech on phone: Thanks for calling ABC Pharmacy*… Yes, ma’am. Ma’am…...

Oct 23rd

Just Sent Us Hatemail for Calling It...

Male peon: So, where are you guys located, anyway? Customer: We’re in Guyana. Male peon: Oh,...

Oct 23rd

Meet Angelina’s Co-Star! (via X17 Online)

Oct 23rd

K-Fed’s A Poser (via X17 Online)

Oct 23rd

Hollywood’s Hottest Brothers? (via X17 Online)

Oct 23rd

The Couple That Frowns Together… (via X17 Online)

Oct 23rd

Oh, That Customer Again?

Cube rat: How do you say ‘ejaculation’ in Pig Latin? 11 Penn Plaza New York, New York ...

Oct 23rd

Which Hairspray Star Is The Fairest of Them All? (via X17...

Oct 23rd

And Where Else Would We Store Our Hash?

Male cop: Just so you know, no matter what she said, I was not trying to play with her boobs. I was...

Oct 23rd

Tori’s B&B Ablaze! (via X17 Online)

Oct 23rd

Reese’s Rendition of Life With Jake (via X17 Online)

Oct 23rd

I Hadn't Thought That Far Ahead

Barista #1: So, what are you going to do with the dead bodies? Barista #2: Ummm… Starbucks...

Oct 23rd

Like "Chubby" and "Spanky" Were Any...

Employee #1, reading newspaper: This guy’s name is Poon Tang! I can’t believe they...

Oct 23rd

Berry Offensive? (via X17 Online)

Oct 23rd

Britney Gettin’ Ready for a Blackout! (via X17 Online)

Oct 23rd

We Dare You NOT to Love Lindsay! (via X17 Online)

Oct 23rd

Can't Get Much Safer Than That

Lady employee to friend: Looks like we’re both going solo together tonight. Club, 815 V...

Oct 23rd

Britney’s Media Blackout! (via X17 Online)

Oct 23rd

Is He Supposed to Keep Coming Back?

Expansion specialist to trainee: So, did you put the dead guy in ‘Deceased’? 4833 Rugby...

Oct 23rd

The Judge Now Talks through a Hand...

Attorney to secretary: You should be excited! There are no penises this time! Courthouse Norristown,...

Oct 23rd

X17 XCLUSIVE - Britney’s Folks Confab at...

Oct 22nd

Britney’s Sweet Escape! (via X17 Online)

Oct 22nd

Borat’s Back! (And Still Boring!) (via X17 Online)

Oct 22nd

Jessica Simpson, Village Idiot (via X17 Online)

Oct 22nd

Pink’s “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell”...

Oct 22nd

Sailing in Search of the Rest of Your...

Consultant on phone: You need to set corporate goals. Without goals, you’re like a boat on the...

Oct 22nd

X17 XCLUSIVE: Forever Britney! (via X17 Online)

Oct 22nd

Guess Who Has Large, Uh… (via X17 Online)

Oct 22nd

Love Conquers All? (via X17 Online)

Oct 22nd

Hey, It's Your Name

CSR on phone: Your name, please? Client: Patti Thomson*. That’s Thompson, without a P. CSR: No...

Oct 22nd

Inn Love At The Pumpkin Patch (via X17 Online)

Oct 22nd

And I'm Not Going Down Alone

Worker lady: This year is my last birthday. Post office, 10 Atlantic Street Newark, New Jersey ...

Oct 22nd

Mind If I Watch You Work?

Manager: Hey, you got a sec? Developer: What’s up? Manager: I’m trying to figure out how...

Oct 22nd

Malibu Fire Rages On (via X17 Online)

Oct 22nd

A Lip-Smackingly Tasty Treat (via X17 Online)

Oct 22nd

Give Her A Hand! (via X17 Online)

Oct 22nd

Fringe Girl (via X17 Online)

Oct 22nd

Every Office Has Its Own Oral History

Office tech, fiddling with printer: I’m still getting that sensor dustiness error. Office...

Oct 22nd

X17 XCLUSIVE: Orlando Pleads The Fifth! (via X17 Online)

Oct 22nd

Lindsay And Riley, Sittin’ In A Tree… (via X17...

Oct 22nd

Trying to Turn on the Wheels in Her...

Blonde peon #1: My husband just texted me to tell me to turn on my all-wheel drive. He must think...

Oct 22nd

A Fine Romance Indeed! (via X17 Online)

Oct 22nd

Twenty Questions With Britney Spears (via X17 Online)

Oct 22nd

Twelve Full Months of Scary Doll Eyes

Worker: Hello! Are you looking for anything in particular? Eight-year-old boy: Barbie! Calendar...

Oct 22nd

While Madonna Kabbalahs… (via X17 Online)

Oct 22nd

Britney’s Long Wait (via X17 Online)

Oct 22nd

Sorry, Feminist Theory Is Down the Hall

Professor: So, you see how within Foucault’s understanding power always returns, because it...

Oct 22nd

Great Work, John.

Boss: How long do I still have to wait for those reports? Worker: Steve* is doing the final results....

Oct 22nd

Justin & Jessica: Give ‘Em A Hand! (via X17...

Oct 22nd

Lindsay’s Love (via X17 Online)

Oct 22nd

Malibu On Fire! (via X17 Online)

Oct 21st

She’s Got ‘Em Back, Y’all! (via X17...

Oct 21st

Did Cirque Lodge Work? (via X17 Online)

Oct 21st

Are Britney And The Babies In Danger Of Malibu Fires?! (via...

Oct 21st

When Meg Met Daisy… (via X17 Online)

Oct 21st

Red Carpet Divas (via X17 Online)

Oct 21st

Make-up, Much? (via X17 Online)

Oct 21st

Pretty Woman At The Pumpkin Patch! (via X17 Online)

Oct 21st

Britney Visited By Her Dad (via X17 Online)

Oct 21st

The Hunchback Of … (via X17 Online)

Oct 21st

Kabbalah Katwalk (via X17 Online)

Oct 21st

Brit’s Plumped! (via X17 Online)

Oct 20th

The Girl Can’t Help It (via X17 Online)

Oct 19th

Is She or Isn’t She? (via X17 Online)

Oct 19th

Is Jermaine Finally Taking Control? (via X17 Online)

Oct 19th

The Shareholders Are Rolling Over and...

President of the board: Okay, what else do we have to go over? Are we finished here? Boss: Yes, I...

Oct 19th

Thrilling News! (via X17 Online)

Oct 19th

... And Then Flinging Them at Michael...

Bulgarian coworker: There is nothing like the joy of opening a can of tomatoes. 13251 Roosevelt...

Oct 19th

Lindsay Loves a Bargain (via X17 Online)

Oct 19th

Kevin’s Lawyer: “I Suspect That Visitation Will...

Oct 19th

Brangelina Putting Their Kids in Danger? (via X17 Online)

Oct 19th

... And The Little Mermaid

Male peon #1: I watched that movie Roadhouse every day for like five years. Literally. Male peon #2:...

Oct 19th

Kevin Flies Solo (via X17 Online)

Oct 19th

You Have to Be Able to Engineer As...

Engineer: I have a college degree in engineering. I know about these things. Line lead: Well,...

Oct 19th

But Don't You Need to Know My Lineage?

Caller: Yes, I would like to confirm my reservation for tonight. My surname is Tango Anglo-Saxon,...

Oct 19th

It’s a Baby Girl for Borat! (via X17 Online)

Oct 19th

Wino Weed-O? (via X17 Online)

Oct 19th

Feeding Frenzy At Sharky’s (via X17 Online)

Oct 19th

Mama Angelina (via X17 Online)

Oct 19th

Only If It's Rubbed with Truffles

Mid-level manager: I didn’t know ham could smell fear. Highland Hills, Ohio Alsome...

Oct 19th

It Really Was All Fun and Games Until He...

Male worker: There’s already been a killing over a PlayStation 3. Female worker who waited in...

Oct 19th

Busted! (via X17 Online)

Oct 19th

Good to Know the Handshaking Rules --...

Lawyer: No, no, men can’t touch women, but women can touch men. Paralegal: Oh, okay. ...

Oct 19th

Um, She's Thirty-Five.

CEO: Oh, that’s the guy with the gaggle of kids, right? The ugly ones. Project coordinator:...

Oct 19th

Britney Places Her Order! (via X17 Online)

Oct 18th

Jolie Vs. Trump: “She’s Not A Great...

Oct 18th

Britney A Block Away From K-Fed’s House! (via X17...

Oct 18th

Lindsay’s Face-Off! (via X17 Online)

Oct 18th

BREAKING NEWS: Britney Headed To Kevin’s!!! (via X17...

Oct 18th

X17 XCLUSIVE - Is Cisco Low Balling Kim? (via X17 Online)

Oct 18th

No, Sir -- Just Invite the Media to Join...

Executive: I once had to tell a supreme court judge to remove his martini from the canoe. The judge...

Oct 18th

Battle Of The Heroes Hotties! (via X17 Online)

Oct 18th

Blamestorming Is a Critical Part of the...

VP, jokingly: … And this is the part of the project where we’ll assign blame when we...

Oct 18th

Still No Ring! (via X17 Online)

Oct 18th

Brit’s Monitor Mishap (via X17 Online)

Oct 18th

Little Miss Sunshine (via X17 Online)

Oct 18th

She'll Do Anything to Boost The Simple...

Salesman: Hello, Nicole*. Receptionist, collapsing on the floor: Oh my god! I’m throwing...

Oct 18th

Like a Play within a Play, but with Much...

Volunteer to another, in giraffe house: You should have been here last night — it was a total...

Oct 18th

Has Isla Given Birth? (via X17 Online)

Oct 18th

X17 XCLUSIVE - Britney’s Last Visit With Sean and...

Oct 18th

Britney Loses Her Visitation Privileges?! (via X17 Online)

Oct 18th

You Always Manage to Live Down to My...

Boss: You know, every day it gets harder and harder to underestimate you. Innovation Drive...

Oct 18th

They've Gone beyond Even a Gentleman's...

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The Girl Scouts Are All Over It

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Really Breaks Up the Monotony of Crying...

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Brangelina: A Picture Perfect Couple (via X17 Online)

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That's the Last Time I Let Uncle Walter...

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Angelina Is Changeling (via X17 Online)

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Just So You Know… (via X17 Online)

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